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Old 09-30-11, 12:49 AM
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Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

My friend is a wedding DJ in a non-cosmopolitan area.

I'm going over my notes for this Saturday's wedding and the instructions are to direct "Alice" to cut in at the 2:00 mark during the father/daughter dance. Alice is the Dad's girlfriend and they will dance together for the final 2:00 of the song.
This seems like a great idea.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

It'll be even more memorable when Dad and Alice are no longer together in 3-6 months.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Was this Alice's idea? Damn is Dad pussy whipped.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

I think the DJ snuck that in there.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Unless the bride gave approval, I wouldn't do it. Alice can just stand by the dance floor waiting and waiting.....
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Is the ex-wife still around? He should direct her to cut in instead of Alice. Hilarity will ensue.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Or have the ex-wife dance with Alice.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Originally Posted by RocShemp View Post
Was this Alice's idea? Damn is Dad pussy whipped.


...the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim a river of snot,
wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

I'm going over my notes for this Saturday's wedding and the instructions are to direct "Alice" to cut in at the 2:00 mark during the father/daughter dance. Alice is the Dad's girlfriend and they will dance together for the final 2:00 of the song.
At that point, "Alice" will reveal in a quiet whisper that she is the biological father of the bride.

Yes, I've been reading the first date thread.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Great move, Alice. If the bride doesn't already hate you for being the other woman in Daddy's life, she is going to hate you for sure when you try to upstage her at her own wedding.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Please let us know how this goes. Wait a minute... I'm in a wedding this Saturday in a non-cosmopolitan area...
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Yeah. When I log back into Otter Monday I'd like to see:

Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen [UPDATE: Homicide]
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

I'm putting my bet on "bride slugs Alice and knocks her on her ass"
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Serious reply: We know very little. It could have been the daughter's request. Maybe they are really close.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson View Post
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson View Post
Serious reply: We know very little. It could have been the daughter's request. Maybe they are really close.
What bride would want daddy's girlfriend to take center stage at her wedding?
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson View Post
It could have been the daughter's request.
Then she's a god damn idiot.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

She could have her first dance with a Komodo Dragon for all I care.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

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She could have her first dance with a Komodo Dragon for all I care.
Now that's a wedding reception I would actually want to go to...
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

tell your DJ friend to keep "accidentally" calling the bride Alice all night.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Please videotape this and post it in the Random Video Post thread.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

When I saw the subject title, I thought for certain it was the makings of a viral video... can he record it and have the makings of a viral video?
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

Originally Posted by The Bus View Post
My friend is a wedding DJ in a non-cosmopolitan area.

This seems like a great idea.
If I'm the DJ, I'm not so sure I wouldn't mention this to the groom (not the bride), to see if he could take care of this before the ceremony. Let him deal with it so it doesn't wreck the day for the bride. Unless of course the bride is in on this, but I can't fathom why she would. We need more details.
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

This will work out great if the first dance song is "White Rabbit".
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Re: Alice's Dance A wedding disaster waiting to happen

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At that point, "Alice" will reveal in a quiet whisper that she is the biological father of the bride.

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