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Voluntary Castration?

Old 08-30-11, 01:37 PM
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Voluntary Castration?

Been thinking about doing this for awhile now. 28 years old, never been in a real relationship, master bates four times a day, goes to bathhouses and pays prostitutes to have sex. I think about sex all the time and it's gotten to a point of annoyance and can't take it anymore. I figure if I get castrated, I won't have the constant sex thoughts, and chronic masterbation would stop. Never gonna get married or have kids so future plans are non existant. Obviously will go see a therapist first before doing this. Just wanted your guys thoughts. And opinions on this...
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Old 08-30-11, 01:41 PM
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Sounds like a good idea to me. I say, Do it.
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Old 08-30-11, 01:41 PM
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Go to the therapist first. They can probably give you some drugs that will accomplish what you want rather than chopping your balls off. Or are you just being overly dramatic? Nah, that couldn't be it.
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Going to the therapist sounds like a GREAT idea. You seriously need to for simply considering this.

The very worst case; perhaps you should look into chemical castration.
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Old 08-30-11, 01:42 PM
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This sounds like a very well thought out plan.

I don't have much else to add but I look forward to reading what I hope is page 50 of this thread in a few weeks.
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Am I the only person who feels a little tingle of glee followed by a slight ass puckering when I see that mhg83 has started a new thread in Otter?
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Old 08-30-11, 01:44 PM
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Oh, and if you go through with this, you can look forward to gaining all kinds of secretive powers and having a shiny bald head.

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Old 08-30-11, 01:46 PM
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I'd go chemical if anything, you get an injection once every few months and bam no libido. Then you get it back once you quit.

Actually I'd go nothing but hey you're not me.
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Old 08-30-11, 01:52 PM
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You have some serious issues that can't be solved by talking about it here on the Otter. Go get some real help man.
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Old 08-30-11, 01:53 PM
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Oh, and if you go through with this, you can look forward to gaining all kinds of secretive powers and having a shiny bald head.

Lex Luthor was once castrated?
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Old 08-30-11, 01:55 PM
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Lex Luther was on a six-month regiment of regular castration.
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What's wrong with thinking constantly about sex? Everybody does. If everybody didn't, ad agencies wouldn't use pretty girls to sell us stuff.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:06 PM
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What's wrong with thinking constantly about sex? Everybody does. If everybody didn't, ad agencies wouldn't use pretty girls to sell us stuff.
Seriously. If I didn't have a job or kids I'd be wacking it 4 times a day too. I think you worry too much.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:11 PM
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I just assumed he was talking about chemical castration. I mean we're not actually talking about chopping his balls off here are we? At least going the chemical way, you'd still look normal.

But yeah...go see a therapist right away. You're having some major issues for something like that to even enter your mind. Talk to the doctor about your issues and I'm sure he/she will presribe you something that might help.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:25 PM
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this thread pretty much confirms that most of his other threads were just troll posts.
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Lex Luther was on a six-month regiment of regular castration.
Regiment: A military unit of ground troops consisting of at least two battalions, usually commanded by a colonel.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:35 PM
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What's wrong with thinking constantly about sex? Everybody does. If everybody didn't, ad agencies wouldn't use pretty girls to sell us stuff.
Well when it leads to random acts of unprotected sex with train station trannies and bath house cruisers it gets to be hazardous.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:38 PM
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Sounds like a fantastic idea!!

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Regiment: A military unit of ground troops consisting of at least two battalions, usually commanded by a colonel.
For a normal guy to take on Superman he would need huge balls. So it makes sense that it would take one battalion per ball, working non-stop for six months to get it done.
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Old 08-30-11, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Deftones View Post
this thread pretty much confirms that most of his other threads were just troll posts.
No. I gave the dating scene a shot. Long term relationships are not my cup of tea. The bathhouses and whores were just a thing to do on the side but now have replaced any kind of dating or going out to bars are pretty much dead.
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Old 08-30-11, 03:10 PM
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No. I gave the dating scene a shot. Long term relationships are not my cup of tea. The bathhouses and whores were just a thing to do on the side but now have replaced any kind of dating or going out to bars are pretty much dead.
I would be more concerned about having STDS if you do that shit.
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Old 08-30-11, 03:14 PM
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Have you tried jacking off five times a day?
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Old 08-30-11, 03:23 PM
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this thread pretty much confirms that most of his other threads were just troll posts.
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Old 08-30-11, 03:41 PM
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i think you should do it. yourself. at home. and record it. good luck.
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This thread will end well.
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