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Does anyone have a vibration machine?

Old 07-28-11, 10:39 PM
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Does anyone have a vibration machine?

My mom was looking to get a vibration machine similar to this. Just curious if anyone has had experiences with vibration machines, and what you thought about them?



http://www.qnhealth.com/id180.html
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Old 07-28-11, 10:40 PM
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Re: Does anyone have a vibration machine?

Dude, I am not going to help you pick out a vibrator for your mom.
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Old 07-28-11, 10:44 PM
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Re: Does anyone have a vibration machine?

Is that thing like a shake weight for morbidly obese people?
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Old 07-28-11, 10:54 PM
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Re: Does anyone have a vibration machine?

Same concept as these, but updated for a new infomercial. You can't honestly think these work.
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Old 07-28-11, 11:07 PM
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Approx. Dimension: 26.77in (L) x 25.59in (W) x 52.36in (H)
Your mom must have a HUGE vagina.
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omg
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Re: Does anyone have a vibration machine?

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Same concept as these, but updated for a new infomercial. You can't honestly think these work.
But you'll lose weight by just standing still! What could possibly be completely and utterly fraudulent about that?

And that website! My eyes!

And I don't know what the most hilarious part of this video is...the director calling action at the beginning...the girl reading off cue cards so obviously...the outrageous claim that ten minutes on this machine is equivalent to an hour of jogging...the way the girl says "cardio-vilascular" or "butt-uns"...but I do know that I start to feel funny down there about a minute and five seconds in.

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Hmmm .... I've seen this in an episode of Mad Men ... the relax-a-cizer ...
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You be the judge ...
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Old 07-29-11, 12:32 AM
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You be the judge ...
You're right! Kittydreamer's kid should sue for design theft!
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I thought that you meant The FDA Approved-Viberect:



http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-...ive-to-viagra/
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Old 07-29-11, 12:38 PM
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That video gets pretty bad ass about 1:07 in!

**I guess Numanoid already pointed that out.

To the OP, if this thing has 60 levels, you can't afford not to get it for your mom.
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Old 07-29-11, 01:15 PM
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Just get your mom a sybian.
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I hate to break it to you, but your mom probably already owns a vibrating machine.
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Old 07-29-11, 01:18 PM
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but I do know that I start to feel funny down there about a minute and five seconds in.[/yt]
Poor girl with no ass or hips and muffin tops.
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Old 07-29-11, 01:28 PM
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Quite the product. Get a second one for guests.
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Poor girl with no ass or hips and muffin tops.
All thanks to the Power Slim Pro 4000!
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I'm somehow reminded of that scene in Mad Men where Peggy tries out that exercise thingy.
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This "vibration machine" is much cheaper:

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Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
the way the girl says "cardio-vilascular" or "butt-uns"...but I do know that I start to feel funny down there about a minute and five seconds in.


I think you meant "carrrdio-vilascular"
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Poor girl with no ass or hips and muffin tops.

yeah I noticed that. A girl with a nice ass would be a better rep for it.

But then again some of these guys like flat ass so who knows.
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Old 07-29-11, 04:51 PM
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@ 10 minutes of vibrating being equivalent to running 5-6 miles in an hour.

I guess that means if you use the vibrator for a full hour that is equivalent to running a marathon.
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Old 07-29-11, 05:14 PM
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mine looks nothing like that
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