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Old 07-23-11, 06:17 PM
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Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

continuing the morose trend with people wondering how Amy Winehouse lasted so long, I was wondering due to life choices, bad choices, drugs, booze, etc...

what celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

for me:
Ozzy Osbourne
Steven Tyler
Keith Richards
Lindsay Lohan
Steve-O
Old 07-23-11, 06:41 PM
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Ernest Borgnine

I still can't believe all that masturbation hasn't killed him...
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Elvis.
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Dakota Fanning.
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Ron Hedgehog Jeremy
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Ron Hedgehog Jeremy
Can't believe he doesn't have every STD known to mankind.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Definetely Lindsay Lohan.

Another pick for me would be Tom Sizemore.
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Can't believe he doesn't have every STD known to mankind.
Who says he doesn't?
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Charlie Sheen
Old 07-23-11, 07:50 PM
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Why would Ron Jeremy be more likely to have an STD or numerous STD's than any other porn star that was working during the same time period?
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

My premise for the Hedgehog has nothing to do with him dying from a drippy dick. Being 60, obese and doing double anals with 19 year olds is a recipe for a coronary.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Originally Posted by Sweet Baby James View Post
My premise for the Hedgehog has nothing to do with him dying from a drippy dick. Being 60, obese and doing double anals with 19 year olds is a recipe for a coronary.
Jesus
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Zsa Zsa Gabor 94
Kirk Douglas 95
Ray Bradbury 91
Jack Klugman 89
Harry Morgan 96
Eli Wallach 96
Ravi Shankar 91
Kieth Richards 67
Britney Spears 29
Steven Tyler 63
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

i was going to say dick clark, but it's not that type of "can't believe thread"

i'd go with lohan or sheen.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Jenny Wright. Recent youtube interviews show her looking totally strung out.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Britney Spears was certainly heading this way several years ago. Looks like she was able to get her shit together.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

Shane MacGowan (The Pogues)

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He's currently 53, despite making Keith Richards look like Slim Goodbody.
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"Inconceivable."
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

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Zsa Zsa Gabor 94
This. She's 94 and this year alone has had a leg amputated and been in a week-long coma. That she is still alive after all of that and her other health problems is pretty incredible.
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Re: Celebrities you can't believe are still alive?

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Jack Klugman 89
Good choice. He lost his vocal cords to throat cancer more than twenty years ago. Yet he's still going.

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