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Old 06-30-11, 01:25 PM
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When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Well, I'd been meaning to share this with you, but didn't have the time. Over Memorial Weekend we went camping with a bunch of people. Lots of kids riding quads and dirt bikes, lots of food, a nice little pond to kayak on, surrounded by trees, etc. It was a great time.....until!!!

One of the kids riding a quad hit a squirrel and the little guy was pretty bad off. Well, we country folk want to take care of our neighbors and we felt a bit responsible. Obviously the first thing to do was to try to calm him down because he was in shock. So instantly, we handed him a brew.




That seemed to perk the little guy up and it turned out that we all got along pretty well. we invited him to hang out with us and enjoy all the things that we enjoy while camping. He was thrilled and decided to join us in a game of horseshoes.




The hardest part about camping is keeping the little kids happy. Fortunately, there is an old swing set at this place. Every year it starts to decay a bit more and a bit more. It is probably starting to get unsafe. Our friend was worried about it too. No one wants a little kid to get hurt, so he check it out for us and deemed that it was just fine.




Well, lots of little furry creatures don't like the water much. Cats sure don't. Dogs love it, but squirrels just don't get around to learning to swim most of the time. Not a problem here, as we let him take the kayak out and enjoy the water without ever getting wet.




It was a big day. There is always too much to drink and too much to eat. And after the shock of what happened earlier, he ate and drank too much. Happens to the best of us, but the result seems to always be the same. Nature called.




The day was winding down and he was about to go home, but we convinced him that what he really needed first was a good, hot soak. well, being just a little guy, that wasn't easy to do, but we rigged up a little hot tub for him, and he simmered for awhile.




And yes, he was delicious.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

My wife is standing behind me, so this is horrible.
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You're going straight to hell.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Awsome.

Is that a really tiny toilet or did he grow to gigantic proportions in that one shot?
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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Awsome.

Is that a really tiny toilet or did he grow to gigantic proportions in that one shot?
It is an RV toilet. It was a freaking huge squirrel.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.



Oh, you sick, beautiful man.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Did you at least give him a proper burial after abusing his dead body for hours?




You couldn't give that poor dying guy a better beer? That is a shame and uncalled for!
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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Did you at least give him a proper burial after abusing his dead body for hours?

Yes, in his tummy. Please see last photo of the "jaccuzzi"
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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Why do I suspect that the guy in background is telling his family to quietly pack everything up and get in the car as quickly as possible.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Someone please photoshop the Weekend at Bernie's poster with that squirrel in place of Bernie.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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It is an RV toilet. It was a freaking huge squirrel.
That was one well fed squirrel...

Your threads never fail.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

I am afraid for any of Dave's family members who die..
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

I'm ashamed of myself for being caught off-guard by this. When I scrolled to the 2nd photo, I was laughing so hard my dog came in to see what my problem was.
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Farewell, Squirrel Elvis
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Man, I'm speechless.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

This guy approves:

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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Posing a dead squirrel?!? That's messed up!
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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This made me shoot Pepsi One out of my nose and clear across my cubicle. Die now, Jimbo. Die.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

what you rednecks won't do for some amusement.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

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And yes, he was delicious.
Poor Omar. Some poor sap will never collect that $300 he owed her.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Keystone Light huh? Good thing the squirrel was dead...
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

That's just wrong. Hilariously wrong.
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

Gross. You put something in a pot after it touched an RV toilet?
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Re: When Nature Calls, kvrdave lends a hand.

I get the joke... but still pretty messed up to fuck with a dead creature like that. Perhaps a name change to kvrdahmer is in order.

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