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TGM 02-28-11 04:34 PM

The Charlie Sheen meltdown appreciation thread [Update HIV positive]
 
I am fascinated by his public meltdown, I really am.

Prior to this I haven't given Charlie Sheen much thought... I don't watch that god awful sitcom he's on... I did like some of his movies... Platoon, Hot Shots, Wall Street etc...

with that said, I was thinking about his current seemingly psychotic break... and granted this could all be some sort of psychological breakdown, given his penchant for having sex with hookers and porn stars, I think I've diagnosed what's wrong with him...

I would be willing to bet that Charlie Sheen has tertiary syphilis.

Supermallet 02-28-11 04:36 PM

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http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/201...charlie-sheen/

kvrdave 02-28-11 04:45 PM

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What's a timeline of the meltdown? I really haven't followed it. Heard something about him putting 200 people out of work or something? I assumed that meant he quit drinking.

Brent L 02-28-11 04:48 PM

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This was pretty good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

I'm still not even sure what to make of him now.

Bronkster 02-28-11 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kvrdave (Post 10659913)
Heard something about him putting 200 people out of work or something? I assumed that meant he quit drinking.

:lol:

Trout 02-28-11 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent L (Post 10659916)
This was pretty good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

I'm still not even sure what to make of him now.

Jeez, he looks strung out...

mhg83 02-28-11 05:03 PM

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On 20/20 tomorrow nighty they are doing a sit down interview. One of the promos I caught they asked straight out "are you on drugs?" His response? "I'm on the Charlie Sheen drug of life" :lol:

SuperJim88 02-28-11 05:08 PM

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As long as he makes funny sitcoms, who gives a rat's ass if he's fucked up in the brain? And Yes, Two and a Half Man is a funny show.

Ky-Fi 02-28-11 05:09 PM

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"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special."

That line kicks so much ass. :lol:

NORML54601 02-28-11 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperJim88 (Post 10659945)
As long as he makes funny sitcoms, who gives a rat's ass if he's fucked up in the brain? And Yes, Two and a Half Man is a funny show.

Looks like someone else is as delusional as Sheen. Or 16 years old.

JumpCutz 02-28-11 05:26 PM

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Charlie Sheen's thoughts on his TV series Two and a Half Men:

"Something beyond this drivel, this pukefest that everyone worships," he said, referring to his show. "I'm like, 'Wow, that was another bad joke.'

That is awesome. :thumbsup:

Even he knows the show completely blows. :lol:

Hokeyboy 02-28-11 05:33 PM

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I haven't watched 3 seconds of "Two and Half Men". But Charlie Sheen is my new hero. He's living the dream. I hope he goes on a crazed anti-Semitic rant next. :up:

dork 02-28-11 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpCutz (Post 10659965)
Even he knows the show completely blows. :lol:

-rolleyes- Okay, JumpCutz.... Or should I say ChaimKatz???

JumpCutz 02-28-11 05:40 PM

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:lol: Nice.

Numanoid 02-28-11 05:41 PM

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Joaquin Phoenix wishes he could have thought up half the stuff Sheen is saying right now.

whoopdido 02-28-11 05:50 PM

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I don't watch the show, but how bad can it be given its huge popularity?

I don't care about him, but if I was a fan of the show I would just want him to continuing doing the show and entertaining me. I don't care what he does when he's not on the show. It's like Tiger Woods...I don't care how many whores he bangs. I just want to watch him play good golf. If I actually liked anything that Charlie Sheen did I wouldn't care how many drugs he was on as long as he was able and willing to perform and entertain me.

Hokeyboy 02-28-11 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by whoopdido (Post 10659994)
I don't watch the show, but how bad can it be given its huge popularity?

Are you really asking this? :lol:

JesseCuster 02-28-11 06:01 PM

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Charlie's had a screw loose from waaaaay back. After Platoon and Wall Street and maybe around the time of Hot Shots 2, which was early 90's, he did an interview with I think Premiere magazine or maybe Movieline where he spent basically the whole interview talking about the actresses he wanted to screw. His term for it was "jamming". And not porn whores or B movie types but like, Winona Ryder-esque/young and respected Hollywood types. I always got the sense that he got kind of blackballed over it because he didn't do much of anything for a while after.

JMO, but when your longtime publicist quits, it's not staged or for publicity. I think he's lost his f-ing mind.

Ky-Fi 02-28-11 06:06 PM

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I remember a year or two ago, and someone asked him about his frequent interaction with prostitutes. They said "you're a handsome, rich, successful star---why would you need to pay women for sex?"

Sheen said: "I'm not paying them for sex. I'm paying them to leave afterwards."

-ohbfrank-

:lol:

kvrdave 02-28-11 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseCuster (Post 10660010)
Charlie's had a screw loose from waaaaay back. After Platoon and Wall Street and maybe around the time of Hot Shots 2, which was early 90's, he did an interview with I think Premiere magazine or maybe Movieline where he spent basically the whole interview talking about the actresses he wanted to screw. His term for it was "jamming". And not porn whores or B movie types but like, Winona Ryder-esque/young and respected Hollywood types. I always got the sense that he got kind of blackballed over it because he didn't do much of anything for a while after.

JMO, but when your longtime publicist quits, it's not staged or for publicity. I think he's lost his f-ing mind.

Didn't know his publicist quit (which is why I need a timeline), but this makes it sound very similar to the Tom Cruise thing.

kantonburg 02-28-11 06:33 PM

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I'll give him one thing. He has the balls to say what everyone else wish they could in hollywood.

Dr Mabuse 02-28-11 06:39 PM

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I posted some of these in the other thread about Charlie going insane. To be clear. this isn't like Tom Cruise, this is a whole another level of melting down publicly.

He is strung out. I would say he's flirting with amphetamine psychosis or something.

"Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time and this includes naps I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen"

"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconsionable wrong."

"Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."

"I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine yeah, that's Chuck's real name mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

"It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

nevermind 02-28-11 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpCutz (Post 10659965)
Charlie Sheen's thoughts on his TV series Two and a Half Men:

"Something beyond this drivel, this pukefest that everyone worships," he said, referring to his show. "I'm like, 'Wow, that was another bad joke.'

That is awesome. :thumbsup:

Even he knows the show completely blows. :lol:

No. The laugh track makes it funny, you see.

kvrdave 02-28-11 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse (Post 10660056)
He is strung out. I would say he's flirting with amphetamine psychosis or something.

......

Scary shit.

devilshalo 02-28-11 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hokeyboy (Post 10659970)
I haven't watched 3 seconds of "Two and Half Men". But Charlie Sheen is my new hero. He's living the dream. I hope he goes on a crazed anti-Semitic rant next. :up:

Fuck yes... I want his life.


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