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Old 02-25-11, 07:33 PM
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YASTDT: Diagnose me

So I'm at the gym today getting my workout in when i get a text from my gf:

"I have a question do u have an std'i noticed something on your palves on sunday? It did not look like a rash."

Okay what the hell is palves??? she has yet to respond when i asked why the fuck she didn't say something on Sunday and waited this long?! imo waiting five days of not telling me is a sign of guilt!

So i looked and the only thing i see is three red spots in the middle between my belly and penis. I have no irritation in the area but i'm still gonna get it checked out to be on the safe side.

So diagnose me otter. What do i have?
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

You're allergic to transsexuals.
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It's Lupus.
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

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So diagnose me otter. What do i have?
You have a drag queen "girlfriend" with herpes who is experiencing a flare-up. Instead of telling you up front, he was just going to wait until you noticed and then accuse you of giving it to him.

Seriously, even those of us lurking saw this one coming.
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Excellent first post.
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You have a drag queen "girlfriend" with herpes who is experiencing a flare-up. Instead of telling you up front, he was just going to wait until you noticed and then accuse you of giving it to him.

Seriously, even those of us lurking saw this one coming.
aren't herepes found on the genital area? It's not on my penis or testes.
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Epic first post.
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You have a drag queen "girlfriend" with herpes who is experiencing a flare-up. Instead of telling you up front, he was just going to wait until you noticed and then accuse you of giving it to him.

Seriously, even those of us lurking saw this one coming.


Welcome to the forum!
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

Originally Posted by Blue2 View Post
You have a drag queen "girlfriend" with herpes who is experiencing a flare-up. Instead of telling you up front, he was just going to wait until you noticed and then accuse you of giving it to him.

Seriously, even those of us lurking saw this one coming.
that may be the best first post ever.
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

Look at your calves, maybe.
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Needs to contact an admin about multiple account
Not a first post, after all, it seems.
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

Why would someone try to be coy about giving mhg a hard time about getting an STD from his girlfriend? People were saying almost immediately that you have to expect that from a transexual who starts giving you a hand job through your pants within ten minutes of meeting her.
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

Originally Posted by Blue2 View Post
You have a drag queen "girlfriend" with herpes who is experiencing a flare-up. Instead of telling you up front, he was just going to wait until you noticed and then accuse you of giving it to him.

Seriously, even those of us lurking saw this one coming.
Will you be my best friend?

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Epic "first" post is epic.

I gotta say... /thread.
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Fantastic premiere post. Bravo!
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

this thread delivers right at the start
Old 02-25-11, 10:13 PM
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Wow, I have nothing to add... All has been said already.
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Re: YASTDT: Diagnose me

Anybody else feel like they know more details of mhg83's life than you know about the guy who works in the next cubicle?
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Originally Posted by cungar View Post
Anybody else feel like they know more details of mhg83's life than you know about the guy who works in the next cubicle?
Ahh, but what if mhg83 is the guy who works in the next cubicle?
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Ahh, but what if mhg83 is the guy who works in the next cubicle?
You just blew my mind.
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Okay what the hell is palves???
Your "GF" (using that term loosely, as no pictures provided) doesn't have a great command of Standard English:
palves = pelvis

Now...on the second front: let's wonder who the "new" poster really is. What's his primary account?
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Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
Not a first post, after all, it seems.
Now I feel like my palves are are dirty.
Old 02-25-11, 11:24 PM
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♪♫Who's down with HPV yeah you know me, who's down with HPV yeah you know me♫♪
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Didn't you meet her at a train station? That should've been your first red flag.
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When a tranny makes sexual contact with you in public within five minutes of meeting you and then later, after you've had sex many times, asks you if you have an STD, it's a trick question. The answer is always yes.

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