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Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Old 02-22-11, 12:19 PM
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Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

I was listening to a radio show today and they posed this question...if you had to live with only ONE of the following, which would you choose?

Keep in mind there are no "trick" answers - aka "I can get the internet on my cell phone", or "I can watch cable TV online" type of answers.

So be honest...which would you pick?
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tv. i'm married. what's sex again? i love the internet, but it doesn't entertain me for the periods of time that TV does.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Originally Posted by Deftones View Post
tv. i'm married. what's sex again? i love the internet, but it doesn't entertain me for the periods of time that TV does.
This. I voted TV too... but I like all that stuff a whole lot.
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Cable. I say that without even having cable since like....02.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

I don't have cable, only use about ten cellphone minutes a month, drink about one beer every two weeks . . .

Sex or internet?

Definitely sex.
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Sex... No brainer for me. I would miss the others at first, but get over it.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Are movies/DVDs considered TV? What about video games?
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Twikoff is infinite, so I chose Twikoff.
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Damn, to not have tv or internet would be a crushing blow, but I guess I can alway have 24 hour marathons of sex right? So sex it is.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Are we guaranteed the thing we choose? If I choose sex, does that guarantee that I get sex when i want it? If so, I pick sex. If not, TV.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Originally Posted by Bandoman View Post
Are we guaranteed the thing we choose? If I choose sex, does that guarantee that I get sex when i want it? If so, I pick sex. If not, TV.
and lets say you pick sex and your woman picks TV, can you watch TV while having sex with her????????
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and lets say you pick sex and your woman picks TV, can you watch TV while having sex with her????????
Excellent question.
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Originally Posted by Bandoman View Post
Are we guaranteed the thing we choose? If I choose sex, does that guarantee that I get sex when i want it? If so, I pick sex. If not, TV.
Yes, you're guaranteed sex whenever you want it.

Spoiler:
But you're not guaranteed who the partner will be.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Originally Posted by WallyOPD View Post
Yes, you're guaranteed sex whenever you want it.

Spoiler:
But you're not guaranteed who the partner will be.
Can you at least pick if you are giving or receiving? OUCH!
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

People lived fine without all but 2 of those things less than a hundred years ago. The correct answer is sex.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Originally Posted by Bandoman View Post
Are we guaranteed the thing we choose? If I choose sex, does that guarantee that I get sex when i want it? If so, I pick sex. If not, TV.
Same for me.
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Sex with my wife, everything else is negotiable. -kd5-
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

If we don't choose sex, are we still allowed to masturbate, look at porn, etc? If yes, I choose alcohol. If not, I choose sex.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Originally Posted by DirkUSA View Post
and lets say you pick sex and your woman picks TV, can you watch TV while having sex with her????????
do it doggie style so you can both watch X-Files.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

sex with kd5's wife
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

As long as it's with my current gf, sex.
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Re: Cable vs. Internet vs. Cell phone vs. Sex vs. Alcohol

Does the internet come with a wireless laptop computer? If so, you can sorta have all of those except alcohol with the internet.
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Originally Posted by The Cow View Post
Does the internet come with a wireless laptop computer? If so, you can sorta have all of those except alcohol with the internet.
Read the OP, n00b .
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