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Old 12-01-10, 01:48 PM
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'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

So I'm sitting in my car in the parking lot at Pavilions (over there on Vine & Melrose out here in Hollywood) discouraged that they (or Ralphs for that matter) didn't have my Hormel Wrangler Brand Beef Hot Dogs, and an attractive 30-something blond woman pulls her mini-van in right in front of my car. She sees me sitting there and smiles a little smile, then gets out and walks around her car and starts looking at her finger as though she's hurt or something. It takes a moment to register inside my little brain what happened, but somehow she cut it somewhere on the way around her car, I suppose...and that's when I remembered that I have this little Band-Aid container that holds 10 Band-Aids that I just recently started carrying in my pocket just in case I meet someone along my 'Adventure of Life' that just might be in the need of a Band-Aid!

WELL!

She slid open her side door shaking her finger looking all hurt and that's when I got out of my car, walked over to hers and asked, 'Excuse me, but did you cut yourself?', and with those helpless and sad little girl puppy dog eyes that babes sometimes use, she said, 'Yes I did...', and I said, 'Well! I just happen to have a Band-Aid!', and she smiled and lit-up like a Christmas Tree and said, 'OH MY! Thank you!', and I opened it and wrapped it around her finger, and she shocked the Hell out of me when she leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek, and I said, 'Well Thank You! I certainly wasn't expecting that but I appreciate it!', and blushing a huge embarrassed blush, I walked back to my car, got in, and drove away.

...and that was that.

(Okay, okay...I admit, it was a slow morning. )

BAND-AID ANGEL TO THE RESCUE!!!

-TEKSAKE!

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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

Does she know it's Christmas?
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

Teresa has been notified.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(To both responses.)
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

I thought that you met a band aide. You know, like from Almost Famous.

But a kiss on the cheek is nearly as good. Isn't it nice to be a safe old man?
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

I had a similar experience this morning, only it wasn't my car, it was my van; she wasn't an adult, she was 9, and it wasn't a Band-Aid, it was candy.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

Paul you are my Hero

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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

I'll bet if she needed stitches, she'd be willing to make with the head.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

You guys are FUNNY!

MD: How Sweet IT IS!
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Isn't it nice to be a safe old man?
Treesa just said I'm NOT safe!

(...but she didn't say I wasn't old. )
Old 12-01-10, 03:17 PM
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

You should have JYFIHP.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

But I'm MSIPTBAA, sorry.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

^ USA For Africa ≠ Band Aid

Please visit the non sequitor thread at your leisure.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

That's all well & good, but my heart belongs to Lionel.

Hey! What the...

Wait a DOG GONE MINUTE!

What thread am I in anyway???

VERY FUNNY, CUNGAR!

-4THEEK'SAKE!

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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

This was the worst "Dear Penthouse" letter I've ever read
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

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Is that Lindsey Buckingham second from the left in the top row? Great hair!
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

That's a Roger on the Buckingham, Mr. C!

Rumor has it they used his hair in Eraserhead:

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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

U.S.A. for Africa was our answer to those overbearing limeys. We're nobody's colony now, baby!

P.S. But I liked Band Aid's song better. Gotta love that Simon LeBon whine and that Boy George giggle.

P.P.S. THEEK, you rock, you humanitarian THEEK, ya!
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

I hope you remembered to reclaim the band-aid before you buried this woman.
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Re: 'SOMEONE' was a Band-Aid Angel today!

My ma stopped by my place after work to pick up her herbal mood calming remedy and pulled a band aid off and yelled "son of a bitch". I don't think was insulting herself but I drunkenly pointed that out and she gave me that look which only made me laugh harder. Then we smoked a bowl and all was right, except the cat, who's throwing up. Poor Bitey

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