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Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Old 11-25-10, 01:13 AM
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Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

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Old 11-25-10, 01:33 AM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

I make no excuses for the weenie wagger, but she is annoying.
Old 11-25-10, 06:26 AM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

that was ballistic?
Old 11-25-10, 08:32 AM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Someone needs to stick something in her mouth. Preferably something you don't want back.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Yeah because someone rubbing their penis on you should be tolerated. If that was my wife the slug would have had it torn out by the roots.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Turn your stupid Iphone sideways when you film video dumbasses.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Good for her.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Why didn't the guy just walk away?
Old 11-25-10, 11:07 AM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

The Disturbing World of Dickflash.com

"Is this one of us?" reads a message-board headline. Attached is that video of the woman confronting her subway flasher. But the board commenters aren't talking about her. Welcome to Dickflash, a twisted forum where flashers trade tips and tricks.

No one came forward to identify themselves in that video from the subway, the same one we posted yesterday, but my hours (and hours) on Dickflash at least revealed why the man in the video was wearing a condom while he flashed and rubbed up against his victims: Pros don't jizz in their pants, so it's recommended that newbies wear condoms or — and one contributor knows this "seems weird" — infants socks. As for the guy in the video, his biggest mistake was timing. A commenter named "Peter Pockets" explained: "Trains and busses are fun but only during off peak hours; 10:30am - 3:00pm, and late at night. Never get into a train car thats locked that prevents you from scrambling away."

The forum is full of useful tips, such as:

* How to obtain fake license plates for "carjacking."
* How to properly photograph the act — "the tasks of keeping the dick & female in the same frame while jerking and being aware of your surroundings is somewhat overwhelming while at a spa or outdoor park," complained one commenter.
* How to hide your genitalia with books and newspapers, just enough to avoid being caught. "It is all about positioning," commented the aptly-monikered "Crazy Jerking."

Some flashers have even devised special attire for their outings. "Lemmy" wrote, "My favorite technique and one that i had just used 2 nights ago is using a modified hooded sweatshirt with the middle pockets cut out at the bottom to allow easy access to my already open zipper." But for some it's enough just to wear extremely tight pants and parade the bulge in front of women — and then post the photos on the forum; sharing the images is just another form of exhibitionism. The few descriptions of actual sex on Dickflash are often in the style of Penthouse Letters and are never as convincing as the flashing stories.

For the gentlemen on Dickflash, the targets are never accidental — there is lots of talk on the forums of teenage girls, and to a lesser extent female in-laws.

In a thread that polled users on whether they'd been arrested (click to enlarge the results), one poster laid out hard-learned ground rules: "No white women over the age of 25 unless you have a wicked getaway plan. Flash Asian women or Black women, Asian's are too embarrased to call the cops and black women think it's funny."
More at the link above

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Old 11-25-10, 11:34 AM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Hey, Lemmy is a flasher too. Nice tip, Lemmy.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

"Lemmy" wrote, "My favorite technique and one that i had just used 2 nights ago is using a modified hooded sweatshirt with the middle pockets cut out at the bottom to allow easy access to my already open zipper."
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

She reminds me of that Russian spy.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by Mopower View Post
Turn your stupid Iphone sideways when you film video dumbasses.
First thought I had, then it was "what, no video of the flashing?"

Originally Posted by dom56 View Post
Hey, Lemmy is a flasher too. Nice tip, Lemmy.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

What's wrong with the guys on that forum? Haven't they heard of chatroulette?
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Good for her.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by dom56 View Post
Nice tip, Lemmy.
It's too risky for him to show more than that, but I'm sure he'll appreciate the compliment.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by MWB View Post
I am never going to sleep in someone else's house again.
Old 11-25-10, 08:48 PM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by Ropes Pierre View Post
I am never going to sleep in someone else's house again.
You just have to make sure she doesn't have a dick before you go home with her.
Old 11-25-10, 11:17 PM
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

"I'm not leaving your side! Oh my plans are done for the night!"

I think someone has a little crush on Dickie Waver.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by chino77 View Post
that was ballistic?
Right? More like a shrill talking-to.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by Mopower View Post
Turn your stupid Iphone sideways when you film video dumbasses.
You know, on this forum you should know better than to criticize the director's original aspect ratio.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

I want that Ginger headed crazy lady!!!
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I want that Ginger headed crazy lady!!!
She kind of looks like a female Courtney Gaines.
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Re: Video: New York Chick goes ballistic on Subway flasher

Originally Posted by Duran View Post
You know, on this forum you should know better than to criticize the director's original aspect ratio.

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