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Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy

(Gurnee) -- A Gurnee woman was arrested Wednesday after she allegedly threatened a police officer with a sex toy.

Police charged 56-year-old Carolee Bildsten with one misdemeanor count of aggravated assault and theft of labor.

Authorities say Bildsten allegedly walked out on a bill at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee Tuesday.

Police are now saying an officer found her laying in the grass near the entrance to Six Flags Great America.

The officer told her she had to pay the bill or be arrested.

She told the officer she had money at her apartment.

When the officer took her home to get money, she grabbed "rigid female pleasure device," held it over her head and lunged at the officer.

The officer knocked it out her hand before she used it against him.

Bildsten also faces an ordinance violation of being a pedestrian under the influence.

She is scheduled to appear in court on December 6th.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=209696

Gurnee is the Florida of the Chicago area, so this isn't as surprising as it seems.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

My 5 best:

I've heard of trying get off on an assault charge... but not like that.

What a dildo!

In an odd coincidence, "Joe's Crab Shack" is also Joe's pet-name for her vagina.

If it was a dildo, then it was assault. If it was a vibrator, then it'd be assault and batteries.

Her name was Bildsten huh? I suppose we now know what the reindeer games were that Rodolph wanted to be apart of.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

Can we just pretend it's Florida...

Crazy Florida people.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

btw, was she a pedestrian when she was found? i thought a pedestrian had to be someone walking? according to the article, it said she was laying in the grass.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

Originally Posted by JasonF View Post
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=209696

Gurnee is the Florida of the Chicago area, so this isn't as surprising as it seems.
If she was "laying in the grass" perhaps she was working off the bill, but shouldn't there be other charges?

Back to journalism school for both the reporter and editor.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

The Register had a good headline:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/12/chicago_cop/

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The Register had a good headline:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/12/chicago_cop/

The headline is great, but the sub-head is even better.
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Word has it the officer was going to let her off with a warning before she got cocky with him.
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

Chicago has a Walking While Intoxicated ordinance?
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Originally Posted by Navinabob View Post
Her name was Bildsten huh? I suppose we now know what the reindeer games were that Rodolph wanted to be apart of.
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Chicago has a Walking While Intoxicated ordinance?
We have one too. If this were a bigger town, I'd think there was some sort of shenanigans between the city and taxis. It's illegal to drive, bike, ride a lawnmower (seriously), or walk while drunk on public property.
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Originally Posted by JasonF View Post
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=209696

Gurnee is the Florida of the Chicago area, so this isn't as surprising as it seems.
More specifically, it is the Orlando, Florida of the Chicago area.
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Originally Posted by MoviePage View Post
BLITZEN is one of Santa's Reindeer. "Blidsten" (the last name of the assailant) is a fairly close approximation.

"I've heard of trying to get off on an assault charge... but never like that!" is still rocking my world.
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BTW, here's the obligatory mug shot:
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Guilty
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Re: Woman Arrested For Threatening Cop With A Sex Toy (Not Florida)

Believe it or not this lady is my next door neighbor. She is drunk most of the time, I swear she spends more time falling to the ground that she does standing up.

Shortly after she moved in we heard a sound in the hallway of the apartment building and my wife found her there in nothing but her underwear. When my wife asked her what she was doing she said that she was waiting for food to be delivered.

The management of the apartment complex we live in is in the proces of evicting her (I have no idea how they approved the lease in the first place).

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