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Old 11-10-10, 06:22 PM
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Otter intruding on real life

Okay guys, here's the way Otter has affected my real life today:

1. I had my first McRib. After all the worshipful posts about its greatness, I have to tell you, it wasn't that mountaintop experience I was expecting. Maybe it's because Kansas City is a barbecue town and I'm used to the real thing. Meh.

2. I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in over a year with low and middle back pain and he adjusted my spine and told me my right leg was 1/4 inch shorter than my left because of the misalignment. Cool! Wish I'd known so I could claim disability. (Note to TallGuyMe: I know you think I should already claim mental disability for going to a Chiro. Or that I'll one day have to claim quadriplegic disability if I continue, but hey. I feel better now and I think he should rent out those massage tables by the hour, baby). haha

3. I don't care what anybody gives anybody else for any occasion, ever, for the rest of my life. Just stop bitching about it.

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Re: Otter intruding on real life

That's adorable.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Originally Posted by Liver&Onions View Post
That's adorable.
Let me guess: You like McRibs.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

1) I imagine most people have one leg a different length than the other.

2) Did he somehow verify or prove this claim to you, or did you just take his word for it?



1/4"
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

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1) I imagine most people have one leg a different length than the other.

2) Did he somehow verify or prove this claim to you, or did you just take his word for it?



1/4"
I didn't say I believed him. I just thought it was funny. Since I joked about claiming disability, I figured that would make it clear that I didn't buy it.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

1) Knowing that you are going to a fast food restaurant should automatically lower your standards and frame of reference.

2) I think they determine this when they have you lay on your stomach, and bend your legs at the knees. Even though I like Chiropractors, I think the leg difference thing is nonsense, and I imagine most people have one leg longer than the other not due to misalignment.

Prepare for the eventual onslaught of Chiropractor-based arguments that occurs every time they are mentioned.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Why is it always one leg is shorter? Why can't the other leg be 1/4" longer?
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

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Let me guess: You like McRibs.
I prefer my prechewed food to be of the McNugget species, thank you very much.
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Why is it always one leg is shorter? Why can't the other leg be 1/4" longer?
Because then the shorter one would not reach the ground.
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Originally Posted by Liver&Onions View Post
I prefer my prechewed food to be of the McNugget species, thank you very much.
I actually like those, even after reading "Supersize Me."
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Because then the shorter one would not reach the ground.
"Walk this way." --Igor ("eye-gore")
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

McRibs aren't as good as they use to be. They use to be God's gift to mankind but now they're his crusty leftovers.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

The other day I saw a guy drinking out of a water bottle, and I invited him to "refresh me" by spitting some of it into my mouth.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

before seeing chiropractor



after



just sayin'
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Originally Posted by TallGuyMe View Post
before seeing chiropractor



after



just sayin'
You'd've been thrilled to see me trying to get out of bed this morning, TGM. I was sore as hell and in major pain. I felt better after moving around some, but still have some soreness. I'm sure he'll beat it out of me next week when I go back.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
The other day I saw a guy drinking out of a water bottle, and I invited him to "refresh me" by spitting some of it into my mouth.
Did you eat a McRib after this "refreshing" experience?
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Originally Posted by TallGuyMe View Post
before seeing chiropractor



after



just sayin'
Hey that is awesome
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

I was expecting a picture of a full wallet, then an empty one.
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I learned never to take more than 5 minutes in the taco bell drive thru, especially if you have kids
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

I have learned that "Pee in her butt" is actually just being said in jest. If you actually do this it usually isn't appreciated by her.
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Not if you stick to craigslist.
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I bought a laptop for a pill-addicted girl who wasn't even slightly interested in me after I tried to impress her with my mad Photoshop skillz.
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I bought a laptop for a pill-addicted girl who wasn't even slightly interested in me after I tried to impress her with my mad Photoshop skillz.
I'm guessing it was a Dell.
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Originally Posted by GoVegan View Post
I bought a laptop for a pill-addicted girl who wasn't even slightly interested in me after I tried to impress her with my mad Photoshop skillz.
She would have been impressed if you corrected her gamma.
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Re: Otter intruding on real life

Originally Posted by glassdragon View Post
I have learned that "Pee in her butt" is actually just being said in jest. If you actually do this it usually isn't appreciated by her.

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