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Old 11-10-10, 01:21 PM
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The DVDTalk Happiness Generator

I saw this on Cracked PWOT forums and thought it was a neat idea, I'll even crib their rules:

Entries will come in three categories. THIS THREAD WILL CONSIST OF NOTHING BUT ENTRIES:

1. Encouraging REAL news stories or facts. "Researchers in Korea have developed a hangover cure that works in just 30 seconds. It will hit the market next year."

2. Jokes. Traditional setup-punchline jokes. Short, quick. Either extremely good or extremely bad.

3. Pictures. Happy pictures.

Now, there are 150 teenagers reading this right now thinking, "HA! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I"LL POST SOMETHING REALLY DARK AND DISTURBING, FOR THAT JUXTAPOSITION OF WHAT DAVE WANTED TO WHAT I DID WILL BE HILARIOUS AND WILL PROVE ME TO BE A FORUM REBEL!!!!!!" Please refrain. This is straightforward and positive.
Happy Video's too!


I'll start with a couple.

Dog fights cancer and wins!


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Re: The DVDTalk Happiness Generator

What?

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<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VF9-sEbqDvU?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VF9-sEbqDvU?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
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Re: The DVDTalk Happiness Generator

1. Encouraging REAL news stories or facts. "Researchers in Korea have developed a hangover cure that works in just 30 seconds. It will hit the market next year."
OK, it turns out that is NOT a real fact, and now I'm sad. You've broken your own rules!
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OK, it turns out that is NOT a real fact, and now I'm sad. You've broken your own rules!
Superhero puppy will make it all better.

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BTW according to Will Smith it's spelled "Happyness".
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I wish someone would just derail this already, it's a terrible idea....err I mean, chrysanthium oil is a safer way to kill roaches and it doesn't hurt the planet!
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^ I love that picture, it brightens up the worst of days.

btw...anyone notice that Beaker seems to have the Mothra of all Camel toes?
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"
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Yea, DVDTalk isn't moderated heavily enough for this to really work. Maybe one is enough for the internetitubes. I apologize. Do not ask who made bunny cry, for it was I who made it cry!

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Fifty pounds of Silly Putty



That would make ME very happy.
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I just spit my coffee onto my screen! Hilarious!
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Why did they change Sean Penn's name to One Eye'd Jim?

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"
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Fifty pounds of Silly Putty
Fifty? I'd guess much more than that.
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Ummm...re-read the picture, Eagle Eye.

I wanted to read this as "One Eyed Pete" as well.
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OK, it turns out that is NOT a real fact, and now I'm sad. You've broken your own rules!
No it's true the Koreans have invented a 30 second hangover remedy

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