Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > General Discussions > Other Talk
Reload this Page >

Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Other Talk "Otterville" plus Religion/Politics

Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Old 11-09-10, 03:39 PM
  #1  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
Thread Starter
 
Meglos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,409
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...ough-life-son/

A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff’s deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked and apparently drugged, an incident report shows. Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim’s home, the report stated. When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith… Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy… the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim’s home. During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.
Flo - South Carolina!
Old 11-09-10, 04:08 PM
  #2  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Kmical's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Oconomowoc, WI
Posts: 3,570
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.
Sounds like he went to one hell of a party ...
Old 11-09-10, 04:28 PM
  #3  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Dr Mabuse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 75 clicks above the Do Lung bridge...
Posts: 18,950
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Thread title win.
Old 11-09-10, 04:55 PM
  #4  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 15,556
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Here I've been, just eating shrooms to trip and it turns out I could be getting tasered without feeling it?
Old 11-09-10, 05:03 PM
  #5  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Numanoid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Down in 'The Park'
Posts: 27,882
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

It was a one in a million shot, doc!
Old 11-09-10, 05:04 PM
  #6  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
movie diva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by NORML54601 View Post
Here I've been, just eating shrooms to trip and it turns out I could be getting tasered without feeling it?
Don't forget the mouse up your ass!

Last edited by movie diva; 11-09-10 at 05:18 PM.
Old 11-09-10, 05:14 PM
  #7  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 15,556
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by movie diva View Post
Do't forget the mouse up your ass!
Oh, I already do that.
Old 11-09-10, 05:20 PM
  #8  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
movie diva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by NORML54601 View Post
Oh, I already do that.
Ok, cause that is realy important
Old 11-09-10, 06:46 PM
  #9  
Needs to contact an admin about multiple accounts
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Bridgeview, IL
Posts: 934
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

I thought the title was another Twitter entry for Shit My Dad Says..
Old 11-09-10, 06:50 PM
  #10  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 11,496
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by Meglos View Post
Police Brutalitty!
Old 11-09-10, 06:57 PM
  #11  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 15,556
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by movie diva View Post
Ok, cause that is realy important
Shrooms are a hell of a drug.
Old 11-09-10, 08:34 PM
  #12  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Dr Mabuse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 75 clicks above the Do Lung bridge...
Posts: 18,950
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
It was a one in a million shot, doc!


Million to one...
Old 11-10-10, 11:10 AM
  #13  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Relocated to Bot-Hell
Posts: 10,244
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Originally Posted by dr mabuse View Post
thread title win.
x2
Old 11-10-10, 12:52 PM
  #14  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Rob V's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: On the lake
Posts: 10,691
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son



I'm 99% sure this was the guy in question.
Old 11-11-10, 02:20 PM
  #15  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Conducting miss-aisle drills and listening to their rock n roll
Posts: 18,243
Received 13 Likes on 10 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

More like PCP. Since when do shrooms put you in a state where you can be tazered and pepper sprayed without feeling any effect?
Old 11-11-10, 03:28 PM
  #16  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Sean O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Vichy America
Posts: 13,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

But, was the mouse all right?
Old 11-11-10, 03:34 PM
  #17  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Sitting on a beach, earning 20%
Posts: 9,917
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8UNthIvlNc?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8UNthIvlNc?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
Old 11-19-10, 01:54 PM
  #18  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
movie diva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Not that kind of a mouse a USB mouse
Old 11-19-10, 02:03 PM
  #19  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
covenant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 4,925
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a USB cord hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed the culprit -- a mouse -- lodged inside Smith.
During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.
I see what they did there....
Old 11-19-10, 02:37 PM
  #20  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Sonny Corinthos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Port Charles, NY.
Posts: 5,813
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Sounds like a storyline for The Hangover 2.
Old 11-20-10, 11:15 AM
  #21  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Working for Gizmonic Institute
Posts: 10,430
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Old 11-21-10, 01:59 AM
  #22  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
E. Honda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: A sweaty sauna somewhere in Japan
Posts: 1,720
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.