Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
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Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
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A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff’s deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked and apparently drugged, an incident report shows. Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim’s home, the report stated. When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith… Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy… the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim’s home. During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.
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During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.
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Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
Here I've been, just eating shrooms to trip and it turns out I could be getting tasered without feeling it?
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Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
I thought the title was another Twitter entry for Shit My Dad Says..

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Re: Fat, High and a Mouse Up Your *** is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
More like PCP. Since when do shrooms put you in a state where you can be tazered and pepper sprayed without feeling any effect?
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During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a USB cord hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed the culprit -- a mouse -- lodged inside Smith.
During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.