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Old 11-05-10, 01:48 AM
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Great line from police report. West Virgina. MATURE (oral sex related)

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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
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guilty
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Who wouldn't want to perform cunnilingus on that lovely lass?
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Oh my.


And to think my 'anal sex is increasingly popular in the hetero world' thread was locked and removed a few weeks back.
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Dang.
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I think you mean [MATURE]
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Originally Posted by Norm de Plume View Post
Who wouldn't want to perform cunnilingus on that lovely lass?
Come on, even Giantrobo has standards.
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Maybe the Girls Gone Wild crew could find something for her to do. It's a proven fact, that no matter what it is, someone out there finds it sexually stimulating. It's Rule 34 to the extreme!
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Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.”
This is the most disturbing part of the article.
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That picture and imagining the smell actually turned my stomach a little.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
I think you mean [MATURE]
I think both of you meant MANURE.
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I fail to understand the outrage. If this was a cow, everybody would just dig in. But because it's a cat suddenly we aren't hungry?
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i'd hit it
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That picture and imagining the smell actually turned my stomach a little.
It turned my stomach a lot. Even the thoughts of that old hag wanting someone to eat her rotten pussy makes me want to puke in the floor. And if her puss smelled that bad, you can bet her ass smelled ten times worse.
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West Virginia. Giving Florida a run for its money.
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She must be related to the Whites....
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I'd hit it. With an axe.
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Anyone else see something odd in the procession of the story?

She got naked from the waste down, the guy then refused, THEN she made a knife magically appear....

now I don't know about you but how many shirts have a place to put a knife?...

Maybe it was in her skin pocket, So, I hope the officer wiped the knife off...
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Originally Posted by Living Dead View Post
That picture and imagining the smell actually turned my stomach a little.
It really is a shame that "scratch and sniff" monitors and message boards are not yet in wide circulation.
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Five bucks says this will be a scene in the next Rob Zombie movie.
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"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

I think i found this year's Christmas Card greeting.
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The fact that one guy actually agreed after having seen her, then had to decline due to odor tells me that even a coroner would have passed out form the stench. It makes me gag thinking about it.
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Originally Posted by foofighters7 View Post
She got naked from the waste down
See, that's a problem right there.

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