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myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

So some of my co-workers are convinced that if a guy is Short in height and has small feet he has a small "package". I keep telling them that even though i am short and have small feet, I am definitely not "Small Package" materiel. I would say i have a normal sized "Package" I'm sure there are tall guys that have small "packages" Where did this myth come from? It's about as ridiculous as the myth of All Black men have big "Packages"

What does otterville think? Myth or Fact?
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Are you planning on posting pictures?
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I think you should probably spend more time arguing with your coworkers about the size of your package.

Judging by the "stripping" pictures, they might be saying that your package would look small next to their bodies.
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I was thinking of sending them to my co-workers to prove them wrong. But i don't think that would be a good idea in the long run
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

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So some of my co-workers are convinced that if a guy is Short in height and has small feet he has a small "package". I keep telling them that even though i am short and have small feet, I am definitely not "Small Package" materiel.
I'm actually glad to know that there seem to be a couple of your co-workers who haven't yet seen your genitals.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
I was thinking of sending them to my co-workers to prove them wrong. But i don't think that would be a good idea in the long run
You don't think so huh?
Old 10-26-10, 05:30 PM
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

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I was thinking of sending them to my co-workers to prove them wrong. But i don't think that would be a good idea in the long run
can I have your autograph Mr. Favre?
Old 10-26-10, 05:56 PM
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
I was thinking of sending them to my co-workers to prove them wrong. But i don't think that would be a good idea in the long run
You had your chance to prove them wrong, too late now.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

It makes sense that people tend to be proportional. Also, it makes sense that dudes with full heads of hair also have small dicks. Who else has full heads of hair? Chicks. And they don't even have dicks. Ergo, bald dudes have bigger dicks.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

http://www.articlesbase.com/computer...h-2257360.html

...In 2002, a study conducted by the British Journal of Urology made clear there was no correlation between the size of the male foot and the penis size. It is also true that the study did not focus on body height to identify the penis size, but the result has of course every chance of applying to it. It must be understood that the penis is an appendage like the ears or the nose, and that it is not influenced by the body height. In fact, penis does not follow the same rules as bones or muscles which match the body height to simply sustain its weight and maintain its common erect posture.

Study found that there is also no correlation between the limbs and the penis – even it is made clear that the development of the penis and the limbs inside the womb is controlled by the same genes. Remember that the overall human body development during childhood and puberty is controlled by genes and hormones in large numbers. And that is very unlikely that genes or hormones could control the size of two different parts or organs.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Didn't test hair, did they. Don't want you small dicked Nancy-boys to cry yourself to sleep with your rubberband and peanut shell jockstraps on.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

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Didn't test hair, did they. Don't want you small dicked Nancy-boys to cry yourself to sleep with your rubberband and peanut shell jockstraps on.
Waitwaitwait... is this correlation or causation? I mean if I let my hair grow longer will my penis shrink? And how does this theory relate to a girl's trimming her naughty-bits hair as it compares to breast size?

We should all conduct as much research as we can on this and compare notes.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

You know what they say about guys with big feet. Big shoes.
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My hair is three feet long, and very thick.

No dick.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Originally Posted by kvrdave View Post
It makes sense that people tend to be proportional. Also, it makes sense that dudes with full heads of hair also have small dicks. Who else has full heads of hair? Chicks. And they don't even have dicks. Ergo, bald dudes have bigger dicks.
This is the most sensible thing you've ever said.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

If you have a big dick you probably need bigger hands.

Come to think of it, if you have a really big dick you probably don't need any hands.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

Originally Posted by kvrdave View Post
It makes sense that people tend to be proportional. Also, it makes sense that dudes with full heads of hair also have small dicks. Who else has full heads of hair? Chicks. And they don't even have dicks. Ergo, bald dudes have bigger dicks.
Awaiting post from Lemmy.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

I'm 6'4" with size 12 shoes, and happily give a woman 8" (because it means I get to do it twice).

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I'm actually glad to know that there seem to be a couple of your co-workers who haven't yet seen your genitals.
Well, it's not as good as your idea to strip in front of them... but it's a worse idea than even talking about that stuff at work. Does your company have HR or when all the strawberries are picked you look for other seasonal work?
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

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So some of my co-workers are convinced that if a guy is Short in height and has small feet he has a small "package". I keep telling them that even though i am short and have small feet, I am definitely not "Small Package" materiel. I would say i have a normal sized "Package" I'm sure there are tall guys that have small "packages" Where did this myth come from? It's about as ridiculous as the myth of All Black men have big "Packages"

What does otterville think? Myth or Fact?
Uh huh. Everyone with a small dick thinks they have a big one. It's part of "little man" syndrome.
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Originally Posted by Nifty03 View Post
I'm 6'4" with size 12 shoes, and happily give a woman 8" (because it means I get to do it twice).
Like I always say, "So what if it's only 4", some girls like it that wide".
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Uh huh. Everyone with a small dick thinks they have a big one. It's part of "little man" syndrome.
6 1/2 inches is small???
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

girls call my dick the big bang, because its happens so fast and its over before you know it.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

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6 1/2 inches is small???
Well now your just bragging.
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Re: myth debunked: Short Height = Short Size?

I'm 5'5" with a size 8 shoe. I can state in my case that the short height and small shoe size is proportionate to the size of the penis.

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