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Old 10-22-10, 01:53 PM
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What would YOU do with a dead body?

Here's another person who just left it where it lay.

http://news1.capitalbay.com/news/wom...with_dead.html

A woman drove around for ten months with the body of her dead friend concealed in her car.

As the flesh started to decompose she scattered baking soda in the vehicle to try to cover up the smell.

By the time the police discovered the dead body it was partially mummified and consisted of just skin and bones. It weighed just 30lb.

The bizarre saga started when the woman befriended a homeless woman in Fountain Valley, California, and let her sleep in the car.

The 57-year-old driver, from nearby Costa Mesa, says she did not know what to do when her friend died suddenly in December last year.

Sergeant Ed Everett, of Costa Mesa police, said: 'She felt she would be accused of something and with everything going on in her life she did not want to deal with that.'

The driver had fallen on hard times herself and was living with friends.

All that is known about the dead woman is that her first name was Signe and she was in her 50s or 60s.

Her remains were found after police were called when the car was reported for blocking a driveway. Officers also discovered a box of baking soda.

A post mortem examination showed no signs of foul play but the driver is still being questioned.
Maybe we need to have some public service announcements about what to do when you find a dead body.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

To supplement our incomes...when Treesa & I find a dead body laying in the streets of Hollywood, we rent it out to mortuaries for casket displays!
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

officers also discovered a box of baking soda.
So it wasn't all bad, then.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

I refuse to answer the OP's question as I do not want to incriminate myself.
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Her remains were found after police were called when the car was reported for blocking a driveway.
Fucking cock sucker.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

I live about 15 min. from Costa Mesa. Dumb bitch should've driven her dead ass to the Newport Harbor and dumped it.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
"I've been to the Everglades, baby. Wanna go see it with me?" - Lemmy
Quoting yourself? If you start referring to yourself in the 3rd person, you're gonna be in trouble.
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I live about 15 min. from Costa Mesa. Dumb bitch should've driven her dead ass to the Newport Harbor and dumped it.
Yeah that seems to be a popular move. Never works out though.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

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And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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People will do anything to drive in those HOV lanes.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

Nothing. I wouldn't want to risk pissing off the ghost and getting cursed.

Because they're real. I saw a show once where a psychic was like "I'm getting a name like Jack... or John... or Jake..."

And this other guy was like "I know someone named Jennifer"

And the psychic said "Exactly! Jennifer!"

It was spooky.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

Anyone ever have that dream where you've killed someone but haven't had time to dispose of the body, and then some friends call and say they're coming over and you only have fifteen minutes to dispose of it?

Uh, yeah, neither have I.
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"Did you notice a sign on the front of my garage that said "Dead *********** storage.'?"
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

Hate to be the killjoy but I would, I don't know, call the cops.
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I'd throw it in THEEK's backyard and then ask for 25% of what he makes from his mortuary scam.
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Stick it in the ice machine at work. YouTube hilarity, here I come!
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

I certainly wouldn't have sex with it, if that's what you're implying.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

Pics?
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

All you really need is a shovel, a bag of lime, and an alibi.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

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a bag of lime.
A man after my OWN crawlspace!

Now that there's the KEY!
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I certainly wouldn't have sex with it, if that's what you're implying.
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Re: What would YOU do with a dead body?

By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

Is it the first offense?

Let's assume 'no'.

Then it's at least 500 gold.

That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks.
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