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Old 05-14-11, 03:09 PM
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Re: Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

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What does that mean ? I just had never heard that superman line before I read it in this topic. What is if from ?
Who posted the quote?
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Old 05-14-11, 04:41 PM
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Re: Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

People who start a sentence with FYI. "FYI we're out of coffee". There's no need to inform me you are about to give me information, just say it and move on.
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Old 10-29-11, 05:19 PM
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The following are fucking stupid....

Manlove

Bromance

Mancave

I know,right?

There, I said it.

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"Is it on me?" - Used by unattentive poker players
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I do
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Yeah/no used as one word instead of just saying no.

"so do you think you're going to jump off that bridge?"

"Yeah/no I doubt I'm going to to do that."

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"Do you Facebook?"
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Old 10-29-11, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Neitzl View Post
"It is what it is"

....well what is it???
It is managerese. In the polite office the "quit your bitching and get on with fixing" is silent but assumed.
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LOL
OMG
the entirety of netspeak, really
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Old 10-29-11, 11:23 PM
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Something that has always bothered me for years is when someone is directly talking to someone and the other person responds "who me?"

Police officer: You were speeding at 90mph

Car driver: Who me?
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"Cold as hell".
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Re: Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

"We/I are/am the 99%"

"Occupy < Location >"
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Old 10-30-11, 12:00 AM
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Putting the word 'Heart' in place of a heart symbol instead of saying 'love'. Bring from New York, the famouse sticker is 'I love NY' with a heart symbol. No one in their right mind says 'I Heart NY'. Saying that will get you mugged.
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Wow, just wow.

Jumped the shark

Throw (whatever) under the bus.

Job creators

Take it to the next level
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Whenever I hear the phrase "The last time I checked .. (blah, blah, blah)…" what follows is always some half-baked attempt at snark.

I dislike this phrase mightily.

If said to me personally, I feel the instant urge to take a swing.
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Oh and...."It resonated with me," "It spoke to me."
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"That's 20 minutes i'll never get back"
Last time I checked, every second that passes by is time that you can't get back.
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"That's 20 minutes i'll never get back"
Last time I checked, every second that passes by is time that you can't get back.
Bingo on that one.

Also ..."live a life of purpose" & "I had an A-HA moment"
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"get REAL"
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"Really? Really? REALLY!?"

Using the word "like" to replace other words. "I said" becomes "I was like"

"Kudos" or the act of giving kudos. It's just a stupid fucking word that rich people use because giving thanks or praise sounds too poor.
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Re: Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

I hear people saying "blargh" alot, and it makes me want to kick them in the head.

"Oh it's Monday again. Blargh!"

I hate it when people say they are "Preggers"

I hate it when people say food is "Yummers."

Other ones I hate:

"This."
"QFT."
"Wooty woot"
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"I've only had 2 beers"....


Oh how I wish I could punch people that used that one...
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When commenting on plot devices of a TV show or movie, 'That's so cliche' gets my hackles up.
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"Fake!"

Most used word at youtube and I hate it. It's so easy to say (type) "fake" without making the effort to prove it wrong, which should be a skeptic's job.
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Re: Expressions that should get you punched if you use them

Originally Posted by nickdawgy View Post
"QFT."
I'd never heard or seen this before. Out of curiosity, where do you see this used? I had to look it up. I assume it means "Quoted for Truth" and not "Quantum Field Theory." Or are you some kind of super-scientist who hears this everyday? If so, please invent a penis enlarger that actually works. That is all.

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