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Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

The directions say to apply to the hands. But the warnings beyond that are few.

Let's say you use a restroom in the park, it's filthy, and you accidentally touched your butt cheeks to the seat. There's no soap to be found, but you have hand sanitizer with you.

What do you do? What do you do?!
Old 09-13-10, 11:24 AM
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

you need to stay out of park restrooms you pervert
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

I won't get into how I know but all I can say is do NOT get hand sanitizer anywhere near your tender butt bits.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

How can you "accidentally" touch your butt cheeks to a toilet seat? What were you actually doing in that stall?
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Now I know how someone gets to 29,834 posts.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Originally Posted by Meglos View Post
How can you "accidentally" touch your butt cheeks to a toilet seat? What were you actually doing in that stall?
So when you poop on a nasty pot, do you just go for it and sit down all the way?
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

I see that people are afraid to actually answer the question.

Hygiene can be an uncomfortable subject but let's help make better people out of one another through honesty.
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Checking Thor's IP address for possible account hi-jacking.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Ever heard of covering the seat with toilet paper? Or is the restroom sans TP as well? I rarely use public restrooms for such a purpose, but when I must, I use the TP method.
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Checking Thor's IP address for possible account hi-jacking.
Can't track an IP that has been butt sanitized, sucka!
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Originally Posted by HE Pennypacker View Post
Ever heard of covering the seat with toilet paper?
Some of the pieces always fall in.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

All I can say is that if you have any open sores on your hoo-hoo, you're going to launch out of that stall like a rocket after you've applied that hand sanitizer.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

If I had open butt sores
Exposed to park seat feces
I'd take the pain of sanitizer
And describe it in some theses.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Thor

Thousands of members here are now dying to know

Setup a web cam and put some on your butt and let's see what happens!
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I don't want to see that webcam... Hippo probably will come out of his butt.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Originally Posted by thor simpson View Post
if i had open butt sores
exposed to park seat feces
i'd take the pain of sanitizer
and describe it in some theses.
freak !
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Can you brush your teeth with Preperation H?
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Originally Posted by NORML54601 View Post
Can you brush your teeth with Preperation H?
No. Preparation H Cream is to be applied externally or in the lower portion of the anal canal only. Nice try, and gross.

By the dismissive nature of the replies, I'm guessing people here like other people's crap on their butts.
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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson View Post
I'm guessing people here like other people's crap on their butts.
Moving to the Adult Forums in 3...2...
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

I guess if someone wants a serious answer around here, they need to choose their thread titles carefully. Ever since I posted this, I've gotten nothing but sarcastic comments or comments that add a variable to an otherwise very simple formula. I understand that people are here to have a good time, and that a serious subject can catch you off guard and lead to taking it in a light-hearted manner but I'm not sure it's right to treat any topic that way. Every year, millions of children and adults use the facilities at both public and private park areas, some of which are not maintained to the highest of standards. Hand sanitizer is an every day item in the lives of millions of Americans, especially those with small children. The safety of these products and the safety of public restrooms are a serious matter. Contagious disease prevention is something that is taught to children in schools, to some degree, but there are many questions that never go answered, such as when it is appropriate to use a hand sanitizer if conditions are not ideal and soaps are unavailable. By not caring for your own hygiene in a proper manner, you not only put yourself at risk but everyone you come in contact with. While other people may not have direct contact with your body beneath your clothing, germs can transfer in a number of ways. To assume you will simply make it home and change without passing bacteria on to another party is naive and dangerous. All I'm looking for is an answer to whether hand sanitizer is an appropriate means to minimize these threats should you find yourself in this situation.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

It's called "hand sanitizer", why the fuck would anyone use it on their ass? Take what it claims to be used for literally and stop trying to be clever.

And for the record, the odds of you catching anything from sitting on a toilet seat, unless it's obviously coated in shit/piss/semen/etc., are slim to none.
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It's called Hand Sanitzer because you apply it with your hands. Sanitizing Wipes are applied by wipes. Wipe away my friend.
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Re: Is hand sanitizer also butt sanitizer?

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson View Post
I guess if someone wants a serious answer around here, they need to choose their thread titles carefully. Ever since I posted this, I've gotten nothing but sarcastic comments or comments that add a variable to an otherwise very simple formula. I understand that people are here to have a good time, and that a serious subject can catch you off guard and lead to taking it in a light-hearted manner but I'm not sure it's right to treat any topic that way. Every year, millions of children and adults use the facilities at both public and private park areas, some of which are not maintained to the highest of standards. Hand sanitizer is an every day item in the lives of millions of Americans, especially those with small children. The safety of these products and the safety of public restrooms are a serious matter. Contagious disease prevention is something that is taught to children in schools, to some degree, but there are many questions that never go answered, such as when it is appropriate to use a hand sanitizer if conditions are not ideal and soaps are unavailable. By not caring for your own hygiene in a proper manner, you not only put yourself at risk but everyone you come in contact with. While other people may not have direct contact with your body beneath your clothing, germs can transfer in a number of ways. To assume you will simply make it home and change without passing bacteria on to another party is naive and dangerous. All I'm looking for is an answer to whether hand sanitizer is an appropriate means to minimize these threats should you find yourself in this situation.
Do you randomly rub your ass on people or something?

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