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Old 09-03-10, 06:35 PM
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Mark Eskelsen is a pimp

Homeless man calls 911 from hot tub, seeks cocoa
September 3, 2010

BEAVERTON, Ore.—A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead.

Beaverton police say Mark Eskelsen called 911 from his cell phone, identified himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," and asked for medical help. He later admitted he wasn't the sheriff but informed the dispatcher he'd been "yelling for about an hour and a half."

The man said in his Sunday morning call that he'd been in the water about 10 hours and his towels had gotten wet. As he put it, "I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it."

The Oregonian newspaper says arriving officers arrested Eskelsen for investigation of second-degree criminal trespass and improper use of 911.

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I think the pimp was on drugs. Just a hunch.

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I think he needs more than hot chocolate and a hug , I think he needs his meds, double dose.
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<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8ShUs7sC3A?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8ShUs7sC3A?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

"This phone burns minutes, and I don't have a lot of them"

"I've never seen hands turn to prunes quite like the ones I have on...attached to me right now"

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I never got that hug, and the coffee down at the station was nowhere near as good as hot chocolate. You know, if I was a tax paying citizen, I would be outraged that a government establishment with the motto, "To Protect and Serve" was unable to protect my body from the water, and was unable to serve me hot chocolate. False advertising? I think yes.
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Jeeze, you'd think the cops would be happy to get an easy call for once...
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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal View Post
Jeeze, you'd think the cops would be happy to get an easy call for once...
I don't see anything that indicates the cops were unhappy.
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I don't see anything that indicates the cops were unhappy.
Ok, well... you're right about that. Couldn't they have just brought him some hot chocolate and more meth, though?
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That audio is awesome.
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How does a homeless man have a cell phone?
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How does a homeless man have a cell phone?
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The voice does not match the face at all.
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they should have tased his ass in the hot tub...
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