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Old 08-13-10, 05:34 PM
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Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

On why he's innocent of the 1991 charge that he was masturbating in an adult theatre: "Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me."
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

That's pretty funny. Possible-TMI Alert:
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I'm right-handed and I always use my non-dominant hand.

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Old 08-13-10, 05:39 PM
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Obviously someone is trying to convince us he doesn't dig "The Stranger" approach to self-pleasure.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Masters and Johnson. hehehehehehe
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Originally Posted by awil1026 View Post
That's pretty funny. Possible TMI Alert:
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I'm right-handed and I always use my non-dominant hand.
Me too. Is Pee Wee quoting that Kinesy report accurately? I was under the impression EVERY right handed guy did it with the left.

More TMI:
Spoiler:
If I'm using lube then it's always my non-dominant hand. If I'm rubbing it dry, it takes longer, so I switch back and forth between my right and my left so I don't wear one out.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Nondominate hand user here. Dominate hand clicks the mouse.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Nondominate hand user here. Dominate hand clicks the mouse.
Yeah, the previous posters would make it a lot easy if they didn't put the "TMI" info in spoiler tags.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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me too. Is pee wee quoting that kinesy report accurately? I was under the impression every right handed guy did it with the left.

More tmi:
Spoiler:
if i'm using lube then it's always my non-dominant hand. If i'm rubbing it dry, it takes longer, so i switch back and forth between my right and my left so i don't wear one out.
wayyyyyyyyy tmi
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

I'm right handed and I've always masturbated with my left hand. For whatever crazy reason, my right hand is useless for jerking off.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

I go both ways.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Well, this got gay real fast...
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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I go both ways.
That's what she said
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Originally Posted by Crocker Jarmen View Post
Spoiler:
If I'm rubbing it dry, it takes longer.
Jesus, man, it's not a rack of ribs.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

I'm right-handed and can't do anything with my left hand except catch a ball or untie my ties. And no, those are not euphemisms.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

Sometimes I use my left, sometimes my right.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Nondominate hand user here. Dominate hand clicks the mouse.
I'm a leftie but use the mouse with my right-hand. I also play guitar and bass like a right-handed person (admittedly using the word "play" really loosely), so maybe I'm just not a very good leftie.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Sometimes I use my left, sometimes my right.
Sometimes I use NORML's left hand, sometimes I use his right.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Jesus, man, it's not a rack of ribs.

holy shit, I have to remember that.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

My dick's so big I use both hands.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

I'm left-handed. That's all I'll say.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Nondominate hand user here. Dominate hand clicks the mouse.

Exactly.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

I just use my mouth.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

It's weird. I'm right-handed but I type with my left hand. (Yes, I type with one hand and I do so very, very quickly and with a great degree of accuracy.) In addition, I prefer to dribble a basketball with my left and I of course already mentioned the masturbation preference.
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Re: Paul Reubens Offers Proof He Wasn't Masturbating During 1991 Arrest

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Jesus, man, it's not a rack of ribs.
That's what she said.
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