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Old 08-08-10, 09:13 PM
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Porn Without Porn

Just like how the Other Forum is now smut free, I present porn-free pornos.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yEpGQ7rQveY&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yEpGQ7rQveY&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO1wb1qr59Y&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO1wb1qr59Y&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I--r1ljsIWo&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I--r1ljsIWo&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3yMQPzfOzhA&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3yMQPzfOzhA&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
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Re: Porn Without Porn

That's depressing.
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Porn without porn is just another way of saying fun without fun.
Old 08-08-10, 10:33 PM
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Re: Porn Without Porn

When are they going to get to the Fireworks Factory!?
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Re: Porn Without Porn

Just like the old TV Funhouse TV series sketch "Porn for Kids" (which they got in trouble for so they renamed it Porn for Everyone).

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tO53lhVD2U4&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tO53lhVD2U4&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
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Re: Porn Without Porn

James Gunn had a series called "PG Porn". This was the best one (possibly NSFW):

<embed width="640" height="360" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:ifilm:video:spike.com:3041858" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>
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The Supreme Court has ruled that forcing someone to view only the wooden narrative segues from a pornographic film is in violation of the Eighth Amendment.
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Is that a chick smoking weed in the first one?
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Originally Posted by DGibFen View Post
James Gunn had a series called "PG Porn". This was the best one (possibly NSFW)...
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there is a 30 min non-porn version of this floating around, I thought it was pretty funny ...

Batman: An XXX Parody

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UD0YQoAqmrU&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UD0YQoAqmrU&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Along the same lines check out the Saved by The Bell one on the side links.
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Re: Porn Without Porn

Originally Posted by DGibFen View Post
James Gunn had a series called "PG Porn". This was the best one (possibly NSFW):

<embed width="640" height="360" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:ifilm:video:spike.com:3041858" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>
I don't know anything about that show. But seeing Nathan Fallion was really cool. Thanks for that.
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<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jh5amqE49Ck&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jh5amqE49Ck&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
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Re: Porn Without Porn

Originally Posted by Rypro 525 View Post

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jh5amqE49Ck&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jh5amqE49Ck&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
NSFW!

(I saw a man's boob)
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Thought this would be a link to http://pornsfw.com

(which I still don't want to look at at work, so no samples, sorry.)

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