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Old 07-30-10, 08:14 PM
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Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

I'm planning a night out to a nightclub tomorrow. I'm kinda low on funds so i was thinking of:

Buying a bottle at a liquor store.
driving to the club.
drink it all outside of the club before entering.
???
profit!

I would save on tips and the pricier drinks.

Is there any problem you guys see with this plan? I wouldn't be drinking and driving nor would i be drinking inside my car.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

there is something wrong with this plan. I just can't tell what it is.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

The only clubbing I like to do while drinking involves baby seals and their soft, warm, velvety fur.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

I sort of see this the same way as if you warmed up some ky or Vaseline, and jerked off in it to save money on a date and sex with a real woman...yeah it works, but in the end you cry a lot..
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Why bother go to the club if you're going to drink a whole bottle outside of it? Might as well just take it home and get a booty call.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

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I'm planning a night out to a nightclub tomorrow. I'm kinda low on funds so i was thinking of:

Buying a bottle at a liquor store.
driving to the club.
drink it all outside of the club before entering.
???
profit!

I would save on tips and the pricier drinks.

Is there any problem you guys see with this plan? I wouldn't be drinking and driving nor would i be drinking inside my car.
How big of a bottle are you talking about? If you drink a whole bottle then go to the bar, about a half hour after finishing you're going to get hit with all the alcohol at once and get fucked up really fast.

I eat a couple of Valium before going out to save money. I rarely remember how I got home but I usually still have money in my pocket.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Sneak a flask or small bottle into the bar with you. Then order soda's, and mix your drink. Sometimes you can get the soda for free.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

I too came in here to bring up baby seals, but I see I'm too late.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Are you clubbing by yourself? What are you going to buy the ladies?

Don't go to the club, IMHO. It's filled with people showing off; you're better off at a bar with poor tables or something where you can have $1.50 drafts. Or at home.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Grow tits. Then the drinks are bought for you.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

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Grow tits. Then the drinks are bought for you.
Definitely, just ask this guy:

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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Just buy a cheap bottle of vodka, go to Canada, and have some fun!



So... a seal walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I serve you?" The seals says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
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Paging the King of Clubbing, Drinking ,and Nailing Young Hot Club Bitches!!
Paging the King of Clubbing, Drinking ,and Nailing Young Hot Club Bitches!!

pedagogue please report to this thread....
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Just realize you have given your consent....

....especially if you hook up with this girl....

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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

Originally Posted by The Bus View Post
Are you clubbing by yourself? What are you going to buy the ladies?

Don't go to the club, IMHO. It's filled with people showing off; you're better off at a bar with poor tables or something where you can have $1.50 drafts. Or at home.
Perfect advice for him.
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Are you driving home?
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Yes. I only need something light to get me tipsy. I'm not planning to get shitfaced. Just something to relax my nerves. I'll make sure an hour before to drink water to sober up.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

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Yes. I only need something light to get me tipsy. I'm not planning to get shitfaced. Just something to relax my nerves. I'll make sure an hour before to drink water to sober up.
A flawless plan if I've ever heard one.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

I do this all the time. I typically pre-game before I go into a club.

Sometimes i'll know the bartender and they'll hook me up big time.

High alcohol tolerance does have its drawbacks.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

And don't forget the breath mints to mask the odor of alcohol on your breath for the cop who pulls you over.
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

The questions on this board fucking amaze me sometimes.
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Of course you pre-fade!
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

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Just realize you have given your consent....

....especially if you hook up with this girl....

So, umm, what's wrong with her?
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Re: Drinking and Clubbing on the cheap

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The questions on this board fucking amaze me sometimes.
No doubt. A friend told me of another forum that quotes "Other Talk" questions all the time.
Classic stuff.
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No doubt. A friend told me of another forum that quotes "Other Talk" questions all the time.
Classic stuff.
Wait, what? Where?

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