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Old 06-05-10, 04:32 PM
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Flatulence Absorbing Blanket
As advertised on TV....WTF?


Has anyone actually seen the TV spot for this product?


What will they think of next....


https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/
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Old 06-05-10, 04:38 PM
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Ha ha, I love how it says that it makes a great wedding or anniversary gift.
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I'd wear this thing out in a couple hours.
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The Dutch Oven will not lay down so quietly.
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Why would I want to filter my slices of "heaven".
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Oh flatulence is still one of the funniest things out there. And why would I want to deprive the world/my family of my fresh baked goodness?
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Never a good sign when the web page refuses to let go.
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"absorbing"? Thing would start to stink after a while.
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"I'm farting, and you don't even know it!"
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I actually have a blanket like this. I sweat a lot when I sleep so the BO gets really, really bad throughout the night.
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"I'm farting, and you don't even know it!"
I peed!
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The mere notion of this invention existing makes me want to throw myself down a flight of stairs.
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"Used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."!!!!!!!
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Re: Flatulence Absorbing Blanket
I just assumed this was a joke when I saw the video a few weeks ago, do we actually know that it's for real?

And who actually smells a fart THROUGH the blanket. This miracle device won't keep it from exiting out right into your face. Farts take the path of least resistance.
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I thought the only reason people got married was so they wouldn't have to conceal their farts.
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Way to stereotype by showing the guy in the commercial farting and not the woman.
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My question is, as the blanket absorbs more and more flatulence, does it get heavier?
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why waste money on this, when you can just buy these???

http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthr...id=0&t=1781598
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I farted while watching the video.
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They need a Snuggie version.
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I swear if my fiance buys this the wedding is canceled. She already has a Slanket, Snuggie and Pajama Pants.
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My question is, as the blanket absorbs more and more flatulence, does it get heavier?
Are farts heavier or lighter than air? Maybe after awhile it will float to the ceiling if you don't weigh it down. Wonder if it has a keep away from flame warning sticker.
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