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Old 05-15-10, 03:51 PM
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Photochop me please?

A woman i work with is dating a bodybuilder. She printed off a picture of him and posted it on the works message board:



I wanted to mess with her and have my face chopped on to his body:



I was gonna just copy and past my head but it seems a bit boring. If any chop artists on here wanna spice it up i'd greatly appreciate it.

Thanks in advance,
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break out the photoshop 'bronzer' filter
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Won't this be weird doing this to some woman you work with? You are supposed to send the picture to women who DON'T know you so that they can't see the truth :P
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Countdown to Sexual Harassment lawsuit in 4....3....
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Re: Photochop me please?

Get a better pic in there. It's a bit blurry. Turn the lights on. And/or sit the camera on a solid surface when you take your picture. Also, it'll help the photochoppers if you give a similar perspective (looking slightly downward, to the left).
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Here's another pic of the guy that might be easier to shop:

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I think you want him. Bad.
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So you just want a picture of yourself with a bigger penis?
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Re: Photochop me please?

In the future:

1. Don't use the camera function of your phone. Despite what the salesman said, it looks like ass.

2. Turn on some lights. Contrast helps.

3. Your mother lied to you. Bigger is better. A bigger photo is easier to work with.

4. Try to mimic the face angle in the photo you want to be chopped into.

That being said:

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Re: Photochop me please?

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
A woman i work with is dating a bodybuilder. She printed off a picture of him and posted it on the works message board:



I wanted to mess with her and have my face chopped on to his body:



I was gonna just copy and past my head but it seems a bit boring. If any chop artists on here wanna spice it up i'd greatly appreciate it.

Thanks in advance,
from the looks of your picture, you look like a future dateline episode... have a seat...
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Re: Photochop me please?

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
A woman i work with is dating a bodybuilder. She printed off a picture of him and posted it on the works message board:



I wanted to mess with her and have my face chopped on to his body:



I was gonna just copy and past my head but it seems a bit boring. If any chop artists on here wanna spice it up i'd greatly appreciate it.

Thanks in advance,
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from the looks of your picture, you look like a future dateline episode... have a seat...
Old 05-15-10, 10:12 PM
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I wanted to mess with her and have my face chopped on to his body:
Okay, I guess.

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this could get weird.
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Could?
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Okay here's a photo that has a similar angle to the first pic:

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I spy a creepy flesh-colored beard!
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mhg83... You sir, are awesome.
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he made the kissing face for a pic... bwahahahaha
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I think he was constipated, not making a kissing face.
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