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Old 05-16-10, 02:47 PM
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Brilliant.
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These are awesome
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Damn it, I can't stop laughing at this!
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Just when you think the otters stopped building a damn they start cranking it out. This could be close to (or a) a classic.
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Awesome thanks. That's what i think i'll end up posting since the rest would be quite embarrassing!
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In the future:

1. Don't use the camera function of your phone. Despite what the salesman said, it looks like ass.

2. Turn on some lights. Contrast helps.

3. Your mother lied to you. Bigger is better. A bigger photo is easier to work with.

4. Try to mimic the face angle in the photo you want to be chopped into.

That being said:

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That's just wrong.
Old 05-16-10, 08:08 PM
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Just curious, how could it come across as anything but creepy, weird, stalkerish, etc, etc -to post a pic of your head on a current co-workers current boyfriend. What, exactly are you trying to get across?
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It's a joke. She posted a picture of him and i commented "In a few years you'll be posting pictures of me" since I've been bulking. And she wont be offended or weirded out since she says and does a lot of crazy shit. Hell some of the stuff I've said to her would get me fired in an office workplace . We're much more laid back than other places.

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It's a joke. She posted a picture of him and i commented "In a few years you'll be posting pictures of me" since I've been bulking. And she wont be offended or weirded out since she says and does a lot of crazy shit. Hell some of the stuff I've said to her would get me fired in an office workplace . We're much more laid back than other places.
This kind of sounds like when Michael Scott photoshopped his head on to his girlfriend's ex-husband's body in a family vacation photo.
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Yesssss. This thread is going exactly the way I want it to. Thanks, guys.
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Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
Awesome thanks. That's what i think i'll end up posting since the rest would be quite embarrassing!
Wait. Your original request isn't embarassing? Really?!?!

Love the disco one & Ghost.

Keep bringing the funny.
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Awesome thanks. That's what i think i'll end up posting since the rest would be quite embarrassing!
Ok, I'm pretty sure you are going to be embarrassed anyways, why not make it a full blown "Awkward Office" moment

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It's a joke. She posted a picture of him and i commented "In a few years you'll be posting pictures of me" since I've been bulking. And she wont be offended or weirded out since she says and does a lot of crazy shit. Hell some of the stuff I've said to her would get me fired in an office workplace . We're much more laid back than other places.

Talking is one thing, you might be able to beat that wrap if you piss her off sometime. Physical evidence is another thing, and you would likely be fucked :P
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Well I'm on vacation this week so i had my other co-worker print up the photo and post it. She thought it was funny and said i should do it.

The only way this could backfire is if her bf finds out and kicks my ass since we also go to the same gym.
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As hilarious as this thread is going to be, I have to ask: What the hell kind of bodybuilding contest is that dude in? Skinniest bodybuilder ever? You can oil up a toddler and make it look like it has definition, but I wouldn't call it a "bodybuilder". I think the correct term for that guy would be "Fitness contest entrant".
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Well I'm on vacation this week so i had my other co-worker print up the photo and post it. She thought it was funny and said i should do it.
Are you sure she doesn't want your job?
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Awesome thanks. That's what i think i'll end up posting since the rest would be quite embarrassing!
The rest?
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