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Old 03-14-10, 06:08 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I honestly have never understood the allure of that woman. She's moderately attractive, but has never deserved the sexual adoration bestowed upon her. I'd mostly just do her to make you guys jealous.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I'd do her just so I could tell the rest of you that she's nothing special.
Old 03-14-10, 08:30 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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That said, if she doesn't brush, there's no way she keeps her cooter clean.
Yeah... people are seldom lax in only area of hygiene.

The way she farts all of the time, her ass probably smells like a pig farm.
Old 03-14-10, 08:59 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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Yes, but with them you can't fuck someone famous and thus make yourself infamous. Same reason I would stick it to Laura Bush.
I'm shooting for Catherine Mary Stewart myself. Obscure enough that she should be attainable, and yet all my friends would be impressed if I said, "I banged Maggie from the Last Starfighter."

Plus, she's super MILFy:

Old 03-14-10, 09:45 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

btw,who says she farts all the time?
Old 03-14-10, 10:01 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

How did she get the farting rep?
Old 03-14-10, 10:49 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Jessica Simpson farts during business meeting.

"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Dammit. I guessed that she had great intospection over the realization that Hitler brushed his teeth, and then decided that she would not.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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This is what media cares about now...farts...BREAKING NEWS: Every single person on this planet has farted.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Jesus didn't fart. He "spread joy."
Old 03-15-10, 12:09 AM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Decadance View Post
Jesus didn't fart. He "spread joy."
lol he also didn't criticize people for such a petty reason

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Old 03-15-10, 12:38 AM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Yukmouth Simpson is just toO hot!!

I'd let my take a rollercoaster ride on those durty teeth in a new york minute.

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Josh-da-man View Post
Damn, that made me like her again.
Old 03-15-10, 02:29 AM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

This chick has always irritated me. While I don't really enjoy brushing my teeth, I still do it regularly.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

So Cartman was right! Girls' mouths are full of germs!

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Old 03-15-10, 01:22 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

She gave an interview a few years ago where she also said she only washes her hair every 2 - 3 days.

Still....



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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara View Post
I'm shooting for Catherine Mary Stewart myself. Obscure enough that she should be attainable
Yeah, sure she is.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by JasonTHX View Post
She gave an interview a few years ago where she also said she only washes her hair every 2 - 3 days.
That's pretty normal actually.
Old 03-15-10, 03:32 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I know some women with very long hair who do that.
also simpson was on the view today, I wonder if they brought up her brushing habit.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by JasonTHX View Post
She gave an interview a few years ago where she also said she only washes her hair every 2 - 3 days.
most girls with naturally curly hair that hate it and wear it straight all the time do the same thing.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara View Post
I'm shooting for Catherine Mary Stewart myself. Obscure enough that she should be attainable, and yet all my friends would be impressed if I said, "I banged Maggie from the Last Starfighter."
I'd much rather bang "Regina" from Night of the Comet.

Holy shit, look at what "Samantha" the sister looks like now:



Of course, she's now 50 or will be this year.
Old 03-23-10, 03:40 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

This is really gross. Good dental hygeiene is very important. Her breathe probably smells terrible.
Old 04-07-10, 05:59 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by JasonTHX View Post
She gave an interview a few years ago where she also said she only washes her hair every 2 - 3 days.
Originally Posted by Marie Claire interview
"I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells."

"If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head."
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Thanks for the update. My dentist appointment yesterday went quite well, no cavities.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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I honestly have never understood the allure of that woman. She's moderately attractive, but has never deserved the sexual adoration bestowed upon her. I'd mostly just do her to make you guys jealous.
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