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Old 03-09-10, 02:22 PM
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YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

One of my friends is going to jail for 3 years, a Federal Prison in California. What should he expect? How often can I visit him, and can I bring him gifts like books, food, etc? has anyone here had to deal with a close friend or family member going to jail?

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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Tell him to watch Season 1 of "Oz".
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

An industrial size tube of K-Y might help ease the transition.
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What did he do? I have no experience in the matter, I just want the good dirt.
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This site will answer all of your questions. Must be a good friend.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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What should he expect?
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

What a timely thread -- Paula Deen just provided some advice to Lil Wayne on this very topic!

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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

prison! not jail! for the love of god!
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To the OP: You should be very excited, since this experience provides you with a sure-fire entry into the lucrative world of country/western songwriting. "Dear GAWWWWWWDDDDD,
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Resort or pound-me-in-the-ass?
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

tell him on day one, he needs to find the biggest baddest guy he can, and then beat the shit out of him.. so noone will mess with him



<small>*well, it works in the movies</small>

I also recommend getting all blueprints and necessary escape data tattooed across his body prior to being locked up.
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Stay away from the "tits" and anyone wearing a beanie hat that defies the laws of physics.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Originally Posted by Deftones View Post
prison! not jail! for the love of god!
That is kind of a touchy subject for you, would you like to tell us why?
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When i was like 12 or 13 I used to go to a prison work camp with my sister to vist a male friend of my sister who was an inmate. It was very interesting. it was more like a cool hand luke type of place way out in the sticks and they had picnic tables were you visited. Never been to a big house except in the movies.

Oh, she ended up marrying the guy after he got out and she got pregnant. It did not turn out to well.
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You need to go to the prison and ask them about gifts and food. Specifically ask if it would be permitted for you to bring in a cake with a large metal file in it.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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How often can I visit him, and can I bring him gifts like books, food, etc?
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Oh, the inmates all wore tennis shoes that were to big for thier feet and no laces, if that helps. This was 1973 or '74.
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Tell him to prepare for a lot of boredom.
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You think vigorous anal is boring?
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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That is kind of a touchy subject for you, would you like to tell us why?
They're commonly confused with one another:

http://www.criminal-law-lawyer-sourc...ifference.html
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tell him on day one, he needs to find the biggest baddest guy not of the same race he can, and then beat the shit out of him.. so noone will mess with him



<small>*well, it works in the movies</small>

I also recommend getting all blueprints and necessary escape data tattooed across his body prior to being locked up.
Fixed.
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Haha! Rape is funny!
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Haha! Rape is funny!
I respectfully disagree.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Tell him if sucks jello or syrup out of a guy's ass, that will make him that man's 'bitch', and he will be protected in prison as property.
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