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YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Old 03-09-10, 05:29 PM
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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You think vigorous anal is boring?
boring, drilling, whatever.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

To pass the time he can join a prison club like the Aryan Brotherhood or Nuestra Familia. They do arts and crafts.
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That is kind of a touchy subject for you, would you like to tell us why?
being someone who works with a population of individuals that spend time in both, it's a pet peeve of mine.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

So, what's he in for? The fear of sucking jello out of a guy's ass has always kept me on the right side of the law. Is what he did worth sucking jello out of a guy's ass? Obviously that is a different threshold for each of us.
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Originally Posted by kvrdave View Post
So, what's he in for? The fear of sucking jello out of a guy's ass has always kept me on the right side of the law. Is what he did worth sucking jello out of a guy's ass? Obviously that is a different threshold for each of us.
< Doesn't like jello
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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boring, drilling, whatever.
4.5/5
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Be extra wary of the inmates who claim to be annalists slash therapists.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

OP should bring his own condoms for Conjugal Visits.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Federal prison. But for what? Will be be in there with the bad dudes? Or the guys who fibbed on their taxes?

All of the 'real life' prison documentries, etc. that I see are very tame. I believe that prison is very exagerated in fiction.

Look at it this way: Comparing real-life prison to Oz is like comparing real-life police work to Die Hard. Both are more like Steven Soderbergh's "Bubble".

Or look at that "30 Days" episode (Morgan Sporlock's show) where he goes to prison. (edit: oops, looks like that was a county jail)

I just refuse to believe that prison is all about being kicked around by murderers and raped in the poop chute.

And tell that ASSHOLE to stop breaking the law!
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Don't stop writing those letters man, your boy will appreciate it.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Tell him to start looking for a woman that he can get married to once he gets out.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

3 years = some serious shit went down
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Get him a Raquel Welch poster.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

The person that goes in will definitely not be the same person that comes out... I say walk away now.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
I respectfully disagree.
I disrespectfully disagree with your disagreement.
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I disrespectfully disagree with your disagreement.
And I disrepectfully agree with yours.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Originally Posted by Deep_lurk View Post
Be extra wary of the inmates who claim to be annalists slash therapists.
Because those inmates are making up words?
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Originally Posted by ResIpsa View Post
3 years = some serious shit went down
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

3 years in California means he will be out in 90 days
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

He will probably be living better than you while he's inside, being a money drain on the state, family and friends.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet.

'Course, it's shank or be shanked.
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Re: YAJT: How to deal with a friend getting sent up

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3 years in California means he will be out in 90 days
It's federal time. There's no early parole for federal time.

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