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Old 08-17-09, 06:32 PM
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Some free personal advice...

I figured instead of giving some, I'd ask random people on the internet for some!

So....what is your free personal advice to me?
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Re: Some free personal advice...

always ask for an MRI and narcotics by name!
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Treat others how you would like to be treated - but expect them to treat you like crap anyhow.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Originally Posted by TallGuyMe View Post
always ask for an MRI and narcotics by name!
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Originally Posted by TallGuyMe View Post
always ask for an MRI and narcotics by name!
Dammit! Beat me to it!
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Re: Some free personal advice...

How do you get all the pussy? (Seriously)
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Always wash your ass.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Some mothers say to always wear a clean pair of underwear.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

beer pong is for teenagers.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

That makes me sad.

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Re: Some free personal advice...

Don't count your boobies before they're hatched.
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Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Get regular colonoscopies.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Give irregular colonoscopies.
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Be vigilant about terrorism.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Never accept a "lemon-flavored" snow cone from a friend, especially if alcohol has been involved.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

also, kickball is for little girls.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Give more high fives to unsuspecting people.
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Have a good time...all the time.
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Re: Some free personal advice...

If someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
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Re: Some free personal advice...

You gotta hit it to quit it.
Old 08-17-09, 07:53 PM
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Originally Posted by mndtrp View Post
Give more high fives to unsuspecting people.
Someone did that to me on Sat. night. I was walking out of a bar and a dude was like, "Gimme five!!" I had to oblige, I mean.....he was really enthusiastic about it.
Old 08-17-09, 08:02 PM
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Re: Some free personal advice...

Never take advice given on the internet.

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