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Old 05-05-09, 03:24 PM
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OUCH!!...... Woman bites lover's penis off in car

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...5&in_page_id=2

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.
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Old 05-05-09, 03:30 PM
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Hm...

She wasn't the hooker that the Sham-Wow guy beat up, was she?
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The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.
He never saw The World According to Garp, eh?
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I like the photo with the caption "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like"

LOL
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According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily...
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He never saw The World According to Garp, eh?
Such a great book, and a painful (in so many ways) part of it.
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That sucks
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That bites
Fixed.
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this takes the whole biting poll i made last week to a whole new level.
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Blueberry Pancakes.
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WTF I don't wanna read this...... How can someone write a story like this and not tell us if they were able to reattach is unit...
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Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
He never saw The World According to Garp, eh?
my first thought.
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Holy shit, that's just crazy.
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That is wicked awesome!
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So, she like to chew before she swallows.
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So, she like to chew before she swallows.
did she swallow it?
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pics?
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Originally Posted by Snowmaker View Post
So, she like to chew before she swallows.
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did she swallow it?
His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
Apparently she bit off more than she could chew.
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Old 05-06-09, 11:09 AM
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What are their names? I need to know for the wikipedia article!

Did the private investigator get any pictures? If so, he's the owner of the pictures' copyright, and I would need his permission to add them to the article.
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Oh man, oh man, oh man... I'm trying SO hard to resist making the kind of joke that's gotten Otters suspended before.

Must... resist....
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Oh man, oh man, oh man... I'm trying SO hard to resist making the kind of joke that's gotten Otters suspended before.

Must... resist....
Lemme guess, she was hungry for another penis 30 mins. later?

What? Don't blame me, KillerCannibal thought it, I just typed it.
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Re: OUCH!!...... Woman bites lover's penis off in car

Speaking of losing a penis...

Funny that this article was in the news today:
John Wayne Bobbitt Reunites With Lorena
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Originally Posted by boston george View Post
Lemme guess, she was hungry for another penis 30 mins. later?

What? Don't blame me, KillerCannibal thought it, I just typed it.
Here's what I was thinking:

Edit: I can't. I'm here too much to risk suspension.
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Originally Posted by TomOpus View Post
Speaking of losing a penis...

Funny that this article was in the news today:
John Wayne Bobbitt Reunites With Lorena
I went to school with his nephew. He was supposed to be me in my graduating class but was held back twice. Bobbitt himself is actually from my hometown. I don't think the apple fell far from the tree.. the kid thought his shit didn't stink but he seriously was the biggest loser in the whole fucking school. He never showered and always wore the same Abercrombie and Fitch wifebeater every day.

I remember when JWB had it lopped off. It was all over the news for days since nothing exciting ever happens to people where I'm from.

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Old 05-06-09, 08:32 PM
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He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van.
Damn that must have been one hell of a BJ.
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