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Old 05-01-09, 08:29 PM
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Let's play Diagnose Bandoman

OKay, I have an appointment with an orthopedist on Monday, but I figured I'd lt you guys try to diagnose me over the weekend.

Symptom: left knee pain

I've recently started exercising again, jogging and lifting weight. I'm working back into it slowly. Last Sunday I lifted weights, mostly upper body exercises, but I did some leg extensions and lunges. Then I jogged (fairly slow) 2.5 mi. Later in the day I was coaching my kid's little league team, and I was squatting down in the catcher's position warming up our pitcher.

I felt stiff after the game, and a few hours later both my knees hurt. Since Monday morning my left knee has been very painful on both sides, and I can't fully bend it.

A ligament tear? Inflammation? AIDS? What do you think?

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Guess I'll get it out of the way early:

Lupus!
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I came in to post crabs.

But judging from the post, I would say age. Nothing really, probably just send you to PT for some stretches and exercises.
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left knee pain?

swine flu.


Okay, not really.


Flesh eating virus bacteria?



Probably not.


I got it!


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Pregnancy?

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Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.
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you didnt stretch before hand...

i say rickets.
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Yer just getting old.
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Old 05-01-09, 09:47 PM
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OKay, I have an appointment with an orthopedist on Monday, but I figured I'd lt you guys try to diagnose me over the weekend.

Symptom: left knee pain

I've recently started exercising again, jogging and lifting weight. I'm working back into it slowly. Last Sunday I lifted weights, mostly upper body exercises, but I did some leg extensions and lunges. Then I jogged (fairly slow) 2.5 mi. Later in the day I was coaching my kid's little league team, and I was squatting down in the catcher's position warming up our pitcher.

I felt stiff after the game, and a few hours later both my knees hurt. Since Monday morning my left knee has been very painful on both sides, and I can't fully bend it.

A ligament tear? Inflammation? AIDS? What do you think?

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The winner gets to choose my signature for a week. Multiple winners will each get to choose my sig for a week.
Is this really going to matter considering you only have days to live?
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Sounds like a scorching case of herpes to me.
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Cause: Huge Cinnamon Roll size gut.
Effect: Left knee pain.
holy jesus mary and joseph...

that has got to be one of the most disturbing gifs i have seen for a while.
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Is this really going to matter considering you only have days to live?


I like all the replies, but this one cracks me up.
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Old 05-01-09, 10:25 PM
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I laughed hysterically at that gif for some reason.

I'll go with:



That and oh yeah, the muscle in your legs that support your knees are probably weak right now and so your knees hurt. This is what Ibuprofen was invented for I took up taekwondo a year ago, the first month of that and everything hurt. Fucking hips, overrated pieces of shite.

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Old 05-01-09, 11:00 PM
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You need new knee pads....but at least you can claim it is "work" related!!
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Originally Posted by AGuyNamedMike View Post
left knee pain?

swine flu.

Okay, not really.

Flesh eating virus bacteria?

Probably not.

I got it!

GOUT!
Could be a bad water heater also, or not enough strontium.
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Old 05-01-09, 11:58 PM
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You’re running two miles a day further than you should be.

New shoes, less miles, and ex-nay on the afternoon Cokes, you’re gonna look beautiful.
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Old 05-02-09, 12:19 AM
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When you iced it down, you forgot about removing the ice from time to time and got frost bite! Did you lose the hair on your balls....errr knee?
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It's aids. Sorry, dude. Start making the phone calls. There's going to be a lot of worried underage women and old men.
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