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Ya ever see someone crying, but producing NO TEARS? WELL! No tears? = NO SALE!

Old 04-29-09, 02:41 PM
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Ya ever see someone crying, but producing NO TEARS? WELL! No tears? = NO SALE!

What the HELL is THAT all about anyway? What? Do they think I'm an IDIOT???

I've gotta tell ya, I can't COUNT how many times I've seen that! I just happen to think that there's some slimy, hokey-pokey goin' on plain & simple! I mean, when folks are making all the right crying sounds and facial expressions, but without ANY WATERWORKS there's just GOTTA be some Tom Foolery a'brewin'!

Not even a snotty nose? OH, COME ON!

I think it's more like CRY-ACTING and trying to MILK sympathy or some such self serving scheme (Aka: CRYING BULLCORN is more like it) like they must have pulled (on some unsuspecting adult) when they were kids to get their way in life, rather than actual, real, heartfelt crying, like we use to do when 'I' was a kid! When we cried, we REALLY MEANT IT! There'd be snot and tears and all sorts of sticky kid goo poppin' out of our faces! But this tearless cryin' of today...

I for one DON'T BUY IT!

-Don't cry for me THEEKATINA!

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Old 04-29-09, 02:43 PM
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I bet its fake crying because they want you to smooch them!
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I bet its fake crying because they want you to fondle their balls!
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I bet its fake crying because they want you give them a wiggling T-willie!
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Faker!!! Damn your fake emotions to the depths!!!
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I mean, when folks are making all the right crying sounds and facial expressions, but without ANY WATERWORKS there's just GOTTA be some Tom Foolery a'brewin'!
I've always wondered about this. Is there a way of genuinely feeling emotion and "crying" without extruding tears? Whenever I get emotional, the tears come by themselves.
These bitches (yes, usually women) one sees on TV whimpering without a trace of tearage about an "abducted" child or murdered husband, I just want to slap them silly. And then they always wipe their eyes for that imaginary fluid. There's nothing to wipe, sweatheart; just give up the charade.
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These bitches (yes, usually women) one sees on TV whimpering without a trace of tearage about an "abducted" child or murdered husband, I just want to slap them silly. And then they always wipe their eyes for that imaginary fluid. There's nothing to wipe, sweatheart; just give up the charade.
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Thanks for the picture Mr. King. I thought it would eventually come in handy in one of your threads but not so soon.

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I can see it happening. Some people are just dry. The same deal with people who shoots blanks. It happens. You can't tell me people who shot blanks weren't as aroused as people who flooded the woman's face with it. (was just looking at some porn)
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Re: Ya ever see someone crying, but producing NO TEARS? WELL! No tears? = NO SALE!

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Faker!!! Damn your fake emotions to the depths!!!
Yeah, to the depths of a FULLY LOADED DIAPER!!!

(Maybe I'm wrong, but it looks more like he's taking a wee little grunt-dump than cryin' to me! )

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