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Old 04-18-09, 05:18 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-daughter.html

With their flowing blonde hair, hourglass figures and slender, toned legs, they could easily pass for twins. Both look fabulous in their matching polka dot dresses and, as Janet and Jane Cunliffe happily recount, potential boyfriends often struggle to tell them apart.

Hardly surprising, as both weigh in at 8st and, save for a couple of inches in height (at 5ft 6in, Jane is two inches taller) and different eye colours (Jane's are brown, Janet's are blue) they are virtually identical.

But Janet and Jane are not twins. They aren't even sisters. They are mother and daughter. And, in what many will see as a depressing indictment of today's youth-obsessed society, Janet confesses to having spent more than 10,000 on plastic surgery in a desperate effort to bridge the 22-year age gap between herself and her daughter.

... much more article, with creepy details and pictures
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The mother looks a lot better, to be honest.
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Old 04-18-09, 05:22 PM
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The daughter should take after her mom and go in for a rhinoplasty.
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The mother looks a lot better, to be honest.
yeah. she's got a huge honker!
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Milf....
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The mother looks a lot better, to be honest.

yep. a lot better

edit: ok, the before and afters are day and night.
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The mother looks a lot better, to be honest.
Yep.
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Your mom now looks just like you, except that she has a much larger cup size.
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her daughter looks like a tranny in this pic:

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I'll see your creepy mom, and raise you this creepy mom:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-old-Otto.html





'Will anyone sleep with my Down's syndrome son?' Mother makes appeal for a lover for 21-year-old Otto

By Luke Salkeld
Last updated at 2:01 PM on 17th March 2009

Like most mothers Lucy Baxter wants her child to live a fully rounded life - including the experience of a physical relationship and even finding love.

But her 21-year-old son Otto has Down's syndrome and has had trouble finding a partner.

So she is appealing for women to come forward so Otto can 'enjoy the same experiences as other men his age'.
Lucy Baxter and Otto

She says she is even prepared to go so far as to pay for a prostitute for her adopted son.

Miss Baxter, 50, also hopes he may one day become a father - despite the controversy this may attract.

'Society has a learning disability when it comes to Down's syndrome,' she said.

'Why should these people be kept separate and pigeon-holed when they have the same emotions, desires and feelings as so-called normal people?

'If he doesn't get a girlfriend, I will feel really bad, because I have sold him this thing that he is like everybody else. That's why I'm working overtime to get this sorted for him.'

Miss Baxter from Abingdon, Oxfordshire is single and has never married but has three other adopted sons - James, 27, Titus, 14, and Raphael, seven. They all have Down's syndrome.

She has already helped James to set up a page on a social networking website to invite potential partners to come forward for him.

'I'd like all my boys to find love and enjoy sex,' she said.

'I would have no problem paying for Otto to go to Amsterdam to visit a brothel if that's what he wanted.

'A few of his friends suggested it a few months ago and since then I've talked to Otto about it in an adult way. Why shouldn't he enjoy the same experiences as other men?'

Otto is an aspiring actor who has appeared in local stage versions of Macbeth and The Canterbury Tales.

He persuaded his mother to help him find a partner after three years without success.

He says his ideal woman is television and radio presenter Fearne Cotton.

He added: 'I'm on a mission to find a girlfriend. My reason is I want to have sex. I'm looking for girlfriends everywhere.'

Recalling previous encounters, he added: 'There was Jackie - she was a sexy bird, she was gorgeous. She gave me four kisses.

'Then there was Sarah. We had a crazy snog together. It was a few months ago. I'm still waiting for her to call me back.'
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Miss Baxter would be 'delighted' if Otto brought a woman back to their house for sex.

'I don't have a problem with any of it,' she said. 'He's going to Las Vegas for a few days to promote himself as an actor so who knows, he might get lucky over there. When he gets back home I've lined up a few dating agencies for him to join. I always encourage him to go to nightclubs and other places where people pick up women.

'I have brought Otto up to relate to everybody so he has always been to mainstream school and mixed with everybody. I would like to see him with a girlfriend. I would prefer to see him with a girlfriend who doesn't have Down's.'

She said she would love to be a grandmother. 'I would also love it if Otto got a girlfriend pregnant. It's another experience everyone else goes through so why not him?'

She acknowledged that this was certain to cause controversy and said: 'I know if he did get someone pregnant everyone would have an opinion on it.'

Miss Baxter also hopes that her eldest adopted son will eventually lose his virginity but is not taking such drastic action as with Otto because James is a little less outgoing.

Carol Boys of the Down's Syndrome Association said: 'People with Down's syndrome have the same feelings and desires as everyone else and there is no reason why they shouldn't have relationships.

'There are many with Down's syndrome who have found a partner and some that have gone on to get married. Otto's experience highlights that there are different challenges that they have to face because they have a visible disability.'

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she should just take him to Amsterdam. might cost him, but he'll get laid.
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If she oversees his sexual experience, she is creepier.

But, my Mom wanted to be my sister (fortunately, no money for plastic surgery) and I can tell you, it was creepy. Your Mother should be your parent, not your bestest friend.
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her daughter looks like a tranny in this pic:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...91_468x442.jpg
Only the daughter does? They both look like men there if you ask me.
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I'm impressed by their teeth. They have them!
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Old 04-18-09, 08:28 PM
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She kind of looks like the winner of a Paris Hilton drag contest.
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I'll take the daughter.
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The dude must be retarded. He likes Lindsay Lohan!
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The dude must be retarded. He likes Lindsay Lohan!

"Scared of: sex with older ladies"

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Looks good in that picture. Close up, maybe not so much.
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Whoever can't tell those 2 broads apart needs glasses. They don't look that much alike.
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I'd hit'em. [/genesimmons]
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Old 04-19-09, 12:43 AM
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I'll take the daughter.
You mean you'll take both of them....right?

The daughter and her nose....its a package deal.
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One man's creepy is another man's hawt.
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"Scared of: sex with older ladies"

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
2 things..

Did you notice that this was about the only thing he didn't capitalize?

Notice also that it says he's seeing someone. Maybe mom doesn't know


Oh, and back to the op...

The daughter is way creepier than the mother, she isn't even slightly hot.

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They don't even have matching shoes! I guess the MILF couldn't resist the appeal of the animal print on hers.
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