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Old 03-30-09, 06:45 PM
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum
Old 03-30-09, 08:31 PM
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Can she apply for workman's comp? She will be out of work for at least a few weeks now.
Old 03-30-09, 08:40 PM
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
Man I feel bad for her, she looks terrible, without the bruises I would nail her with 5 condoms on.
That one pic was from 2005. Which was about 4 years ago. In Hooker-Time, this is an eternity. I wouldn't even nail her pneumatically, if I had a hose connected to my manhood which was 20ft long.
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If she can <i>bit</i> like a man, she can get hit like a man.

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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Did Vince also steal her chin?
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

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Did Vince also steal her chin?
She certainly looked cuter in the first pic in the original article, before the punches.

I can't say I feel sorry for either of them. Granted, he's not going to win any awards in my book, but she did accept $1000.00 for sex and refused to give it, biting his tongue instead. I can totally understand she wouldn't want his dick anywhere near her, but she should have decided that before accepting his money, or offering her services in the first place.
Old 04-01-09, 11:35 AM
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^^yeah, that's breach of contract!!!
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This story stopped being funny after that picture.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

This story actually made it on The Soup this week. Of course Joel's hookers were German, cuz the Germans always make good stuff.
Old 04-04-09, 04:45 AM
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I love how this guy is famous for one fucking commercial and then this happens. He will forever be known as "That Sham-Wow Guy".
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Originally Posted by mcfly View Post
I love how this guy is famous for one fucking commercial and then this happens. He will forever be known as "That Sham-Wow Guy".
He will forever be known as the Sham Wow guy who beat a hooker.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by calhoun07 View Post
He will forever be known as the Sham Wow guy who beat a hooker who didn't love his nuts.

Fixed.
Old 04-05-09, 11:56 PM
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

How do you make a hormone?

Spoiler:
Don't pay her.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

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How do you make a hormone?

Spoiler:
Don't pay her.
Old 04-13-09, 07:40 PM
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Two new pics have surfaced.. really gross.

May be NSFW, I dunno, they're just nasty.

NSFW:

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ShamPOW!
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That second pic. Are those pacifiers in the upper-left on the bed? Kinky.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by DVD Polizei View Post
That second pic. Are those pacifiers in the upper-left on the bed? Kinky.
I don't think so, Tim.

They look like either used condoms, or I am actually guessing maybe rubber gloves that might have been used (or not used) by the emergency response team.

The thread has certainly lost the funny.
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Looks like the one thing a ShamWOW can't absorb is a blow to the face.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Hey shes hand cuffed to the bed. Oh wait.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by mcfly View Post
Two new pics have surfaced.. really sexy.

May be NSFW, I dunno, they're just nasty sexy.

NSFW:

< Puts away lotion bottle...
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Those are from the crime scene photos, you can see them all at www.thesmokinggun.com . And she is handcuffed since at the time they she was under arrest for assault (as was he) (charges were later dropped against both).

And due to the presence of the condoms, it appears the tongue biting took place after intercourse.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by Heat View Post
Those are from the crime scene photos, you can see them all at www.thesmokinggun.com . And she is handcuffed since at the time they she was under arrest for assault (as was he) (charges were later dropped against both).

And due to the presence of the condoms, it appears the tongue biting took place after intercourse.
At least he got laid first.
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Re: ShamWOW Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker Who Bit His Tongue!

Originally Posted by Coral View Post
ShamPOW!
Speaking of ShamPow... there's a good parody clip on YouTube called ShamPow.

Not safe for work due to language and the topic (no nudity):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZTTK...layer_embedded

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