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Old 03-19-09, 08:14 AM
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Florida lawmakers sick and tired of goat rapes; want to make it illegal (!)

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Bill Seeks To Make Sex With Animals Illegal
March 18, 2009

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- A Florida legislator wants to introduce a law prohibiting bestiality.

Sen. Nan Rich is putting forward a bill (SB 448) that would make it a third degree felony to have sex with an animal. It's an issue that has gained attention after a series of goat rapes in the Panhandle town of Mossy Head.

Right now, people who have sex with animals can be charged with animal cruelty, but prosecutors have to prove animals were injured because of the act.

Rich wants to make sure defendants can't win their cases for lack of that proof.
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its about damn time!


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I, for one, think this is totally unfair and unnecessary.
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That's it. Florida is officially no longer part of the south then.
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Re: Florida lawmakers sick and tired of goat rapes; want to make it illegal (!)

My distaste with the government outlawing victimless acts outweighs my distaste for people having sex with animals. That's right Nan Rich, you're worse than a goat fucker. Way to go.
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This is very disappointing news. I guess I won't be vacationing in Florida again this year.
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"The goat was askin for it officer I swear!"

Its a sad day for America when this is made into law. Wasn't this one of the primary reasons this country was founded? If a man cannot perform sexual acts with a farm animal then what is the point of living anymore...
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Re: Florida lawmakers sick and tired of goat rapes; want to make it illegal (!)

Sen. Nan Rich is putting forward a bill (SB 448) that would make it a third degree felony to have sex with an animal.
So married couples wouldn't be allowed to have sex anymore in Florida? That's crazy.
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What if the animal is obviously willing?
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Re: Florida lawmakers sick and tired of goat rapes; want to make it illegal (!)

Bestiality is not a crime in Florida, or so I'm told.

BTW, can we make a limit on the number of Florida threads on the 1st page of the forum?
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took me a second to get that one!
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This is blatant discrimination against goatfucking-Americans!
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When goat fucking is criminalized, only criminals will be goat fuckers.
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Does it specify that the goats have to be alive in order for this to be illegal? I think I might have found a loophole!
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Pe-ne-lope.

Ok. Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having

sex with a goat. Ok? It that what you wanted

to hear? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely!

We were just a couple of crazy kids!
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Hey, man, if the goat says "yes," who are we to judge?
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High altitude cruising for goats

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Re: Florida lawmakers sick and tired of goat rapes; want to make it illegal (!)

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When goat fucking is criminalized, only criminals will be goat fuckers.
which means that you'd better not move there!
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Not Flor--

Aw crap.
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