Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > General Discussions > Other Talk
Reload this Page >

Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Other Talk "Otterville"

Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Old 02-01-09, 03:36 PM
  #1  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 5,386
Likes: 0
Received 26 Likes on 22 Posts
Jessica Simpson is fat!!!



Uggh, can't believe I post a pic of her years ago in her sexy bikini from Dukes of Hazzard in the Adult forum. My god, her ass is big as J-Lo and Kim Kardashian. Hey Jessica, lay off on all those Southern foods will ya.
dom56 is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 03:50 PM
  #2  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Sub-basement 3b
Posts: 3,452
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Nothing wrong with plus size girls.
Trout is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 03:51 PM
  #3  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sugar Land, TX
Posts: 14,388
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

There is, however, something very wrong about those ugly-ass mom jeans.
cdollaz is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 03:56 PM
  #4  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On the banks of the Red Cedar
Posts: 9,864
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Well, I ain't down with that!
jonw9 is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:01 PM
  #5  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Dr Mabuse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 75 clicks above the Do Lung bridge...
Posts: 18,946
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Mom jeans rock!!!

She wouldn't shit right for a week after I got through with her.
Dr Mabuse is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:06 PM
  #6  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Mrs. Danger's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: With Nick Danger
Posts: 18,357
Likes: 0
Received 139 Likes on 79 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

So, what if she is?

This looks more like her costumer hasn't kept up with her weight change, better tailoring wouldn't make her look so much like a sausage.
Mrs. Danger is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:09 PM
  #7  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
movie diva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,363
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I don't see any thing wrong with her, besides those ugly ass jeans.
movie diva is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:15 PM
  #8  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Sitting on a beach, earning 20%
Posts: 9,917
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I also don't think it's a problem to be that weight (it's not an unhealthy body from this perspective), but good Lord, she could have worn something more flattering, and the second shot does indeed look like she's trying to devour the mic as if it were her morning bacon explosion.
DonnachaOne is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:18 PM
  #9  
Moderator
 
Jadzia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Michigan
Posts: 15,799
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I think her ass looks great. That ugly ass belt though was not flattering to her mid-section.
Jadzia is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:20 PM
  #10  
Suspended
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: a very warm phoenix
Posts: 234
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I don't get it either I think she looks good
butterbean is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:30 PM
  #11  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Working for Gizmonic Institute
Posts: 10,428
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Yeah, OP. She's a real Jabba the Hutt there.



Having the body image of the fairer sex as huge boobs connected to the body of a 15 year old boy just isn't healthy. Grow up.
crazyronin is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:31 PM
  #12  
DVD Talk Legend
 
raven56706's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Back in the Good Ole USA
Posts: 21,767
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

i would still put it in her butt
raven56706 is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:34 PM
  #13  
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten.
Posts: 211
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I would say that she's still do-able. But only if she went back to school for awhile first, lol.
Ace Of Spades is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:34 PM
  #14  
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
Posts: 5,628
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Yeah I have no problem with the body size. However the face, make-up, and clothes are a real turn off. I've seen better made-up chicks on Hookers on the Point...
chris_sc77 is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:36 PM
  #15  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Vibiana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Living in a van down by the river
Posts: 15,067
Received 183 Likes on 102 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Originally Posted by dom56 View Post
Uggh, can't believe I post a pic of her years ago in her sexy bikini from Dukes of Hazzard in the Adult forum. My god, her ass is big as J-Lo and Kim Kardashian. Hey Jessica, lay off on all those Southern foods will ya.
If you're gonna be talking that kind of shit, you'd better post some pictures of yourself so we can decide whether YOU pass inspection. If women were as demanding about looks as some men are, you'd never get laid.
Vibiana is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 04:36 PM
  #16  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pa
Posts: 11,923
Received 8 Likes on 7 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Is she wearing two belts?
DthRdrX is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 05:11 PM
  #17  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
DVD Polizei's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 53,733
Received 143 Likes on 106 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I count three belts.


Last edited by DVD Polizei; 02-01-09 at 05:13 PM.
DVD Polizei is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 05:22 PM
  #18  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
TheNightFlier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: NIMBY, NY
Posts: 5,909
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

That's fat?
TheNightFlier is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 05:37 PM
  #19  
DVD Talk Legend
 
EdTheRipper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 14,837
Received 10 Likes on 9 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

The jeans aren't particularly flattering but she's still super hot. I like women with a bit of meat on their bones.
EdTheRipper is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 05:38 PM
  #20  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
DarthVong's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Under your bed
Posts: 5,777
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

If that's fat then I'm a chubby chaser!
DarthVong is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 05:47 PM
  #21  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
CaptainMarvel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 8,169
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Originally Posted by Vibiana View Post
If you're gonna be talking that kind of shit, you'd better post some pictures of yourself so we can decide whether YOU pass inspection. If women were as demanding about looks as some men are, you'd never get laid.
If dom56 earned his position in life based on the merits of his looks as combined with a mediocre singing ability, then commentary about his looks is fair game.
CaptainMarvel is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 06:03 PM
  #22  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
E. Honda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: A sweaty sauna somewhere in Japan
Posts: 1,729
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

When she ends up like this I will worry:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tr9HdkvgmmQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tr9HdkvgmmQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

For now, that is one sexy ass.
E. Honda is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 06:07 PM
  #23  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Decadance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: El Paso, TX
Posts: 1,781
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Originally Posted by DVD Polizei View Post
I count three belts.
There are four lights!
Decadance is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 06:29 PM
  #24  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 5,386
Likes: 0
Received 26 Likes on 22 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

Ok, she might that be that fat but those pics does seem she gaining weight. Those are awful jean she is wearing on stage. Oh Vibiana, I admit having a pot belly however I'm trying cutting down on food with high calories and doing 2-3 miles walk everday on yes I have been laid in my wild teen year.
dom56 is offline  
Old 02-01-09, 06:32 PM
  #25  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Giantrobo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: South Bay
Posts: 58,466
Received 159 Likes on 101 Posts
Re: Jessica Simpson is fat!!!

I'll bet her Black Guy fanbase is growing while her White guy fanbase is quickly falling by the pound.

White girls take note, <i>that's</i> how you know you're getting fat. Most White guys will ignore you and your White SO's won't want you anymore. Black men will also start to pay more attention to you.

Like I said here before, I've always thought she looked like a Bulldog and that opinion hasn't changed. I also agree the real issue if her "mom jeans".

Last edited by Giantrobo; 02-01-09 at 06:44 PM.
Giantrobo is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.