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Old 10-08-08, 06:47 PM
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Good news! My son doesn't need Cialis!

Watching tv with my little boy and a Cialis commercial comes on. The voiceover says, "Check with your doctor to make sure you are healthy enough for sexual activity."

kvrson: [beavis and butthead] he heh, heh heh heh, sexual activity[b&b]
kvrdave:

kvrson: What's that for?
kvrdave: It for guys who can't get an erection.

kvrson: What's an erection?
kvrdave: It's when your penis gets hard.

kvrson:
kvrdave: When it swells up and sticks out.

kvrson: I get those all the time.



EGADS!!!! i couldn't do anything but laugh. He's 7, btw.

And thank your to the pharm industry for your commercial Bastards.
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well, glad to know one of you can still get it up.
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well, glad to know one of you can still get it up.
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You do of course realize that the next step is drawing penis chairs.
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actually, I'm sad to report that he does, indeed, need Cialis. Sorry.
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That is awesome. The other day my ex tells me I need to have the "talk" with my son "12" I said ok what makes you say that? She says when I go wake him for school he has a big boner!!!! So my next question was naturally. Why are you looking at his boner? "It's so big" she says. Yeah thats my son.....................
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Originally Posted by dick_grayson View Post
actually, I'm sad to report that he does, indeed, need Cialis. Sorry.
It must just be you. Last time I was "with" him, it worked just fine.
Old 10-08-08, 08:23 PM
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Those commercials are so lame.

They'll cure your nail fungus, but destroy your liver. Nail fungus you can live with, but can't really live to well without the liver.
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Originally Posted by Deftones View Post
well, glad to know one of you can still get it up.
Old 10-08-08, 09:04 PM
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EGADS!!!! i couldn't do anything but laugh. He's 7, btw.
Hah! My 6 year old has been very proud of his boners since he was 3. So there!
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Originally Posted by Larry C. View Post
That is awesome. The other day my ex tells me I need to have the "talk" with my son "12" I said ok what makes you say that? She says when I go wake him for school he has a big boner!!!!
I don't know, I think that if he's already 12 and getting daily morning wood, he's probably figured things out already, and "the talk" won't have much punch left to it.
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Originally Posted by dick_grayson View Post
actually, I'm sad to report that he does, indeed, need Cialis. Sorry.
Exactly, I'm guessing he just found his way into Dave's stash.
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"Dad, I went for a walk on the beach with my girlfriend: Does this mean I have genital herpes?"
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"Dad, I went for a walk on the beach with my girlfriend: Does this mean I have genital herpes?"
Somebody needs to clean those canoes.
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Next he'll be asking what Tampax is and why women need it to play tennis and ride bicycles.
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Now you just gotta teach him to stay away from any girl in the Spears family.
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And stay away from the horses.
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My 6 year old had a raging hard on a few days ago. I know this because he walked around holding it, telling me that his penis was big and huge and he had to pee.
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Originally Posted by 10-7 View Post
Next he'll be asking what Tampax is and why women need it to play tennis and ride bicycles.

Funny you mention that. Last week we were watching America's Funniest Home Videos and they had some little kids in the back yard running around with a tampon saying they had found some dynamite. I was dying laughing. My wife was laughing, but she has a hard time with these issues so she left the room. When the boys went to bed, I got to explain it to them. They were properly mortified and grossed out.
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My 6 year old had a raging hard on a few days ago. I know this because he walked around holding it, telling me that his penis was big and huge and he had to pee.
Jesus Christ I have an 8 year old, and I haven't seen anything like this. Thank God.
Old 10-09-08, 01:43 AM
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Your 7 year-old knows what a penis is? Don't you use terms like pee pee or goo goo?

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You gotta love kids. Last Saturday morning, my 8-year-old son and I were entering a bowling alley (he bowls in a weekly junior league). As I'm holding the door for a couple of moms and their kids, he asks me, right out of the blue, "Dad, what's the 'Mile High Club'?"

The moms got a chuckle, and my son can't recall where he heard the term.

Ah yes, kids...

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