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Old 08-27-08, 08:01 AM
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Jenna Jameson is preggers

can't wait for baby pr0n

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,410622,00.html

Former adult film star Jenna Jameson has confirmed that she's pregnant following months of buzz.

Yes, I can confirm Im pregnant. Its still early, so Im being cautious. Im resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com, adding that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock."

"I'm so happy!" she said.

Jameson, 34, previously told Us she discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.

But the devout Catholic who has tried in vitro told Us, "It was all in God's plan."

Jameson who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001 said she and Ortiz have no plans to wed.

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"[/QUOTE]
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Originally Posted by al_bundy View Post
But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."
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1. I'm not sure how the Vatican would respond to her calling herself a "devout Catholic". I believe that they're opposed to birth control because it would lead to greater promiscuity. Jenna Jameson is the exemplar of a promiscuous woman.

2. It seems odd that a woman whose profession involved having lots of sex could accidentally get pregnant in 2004.
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(Slow typist.)
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i'll bet that baby slides right on out.
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she also says she's gonna avoid marriage. think she just got the pop-up version of the bible, with the "where's jesus" special feature.
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i'll bet that baby slides right on out.
Yep. A lifetime of kegels would have given her excellent muscular control.
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I was never really into Jenna but I wish her a safe pregnancy and a healthy baby.
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Originally Posted by Burnt Thru View Post
she also says she's gonna avoid marriage. think she just got the pop-up version of the bible, with the "where's jesus" special feature.
The Pope on Pick-and-Choose Catholics

By Colleen Carroll Campbell

Commentators seeking a shorthand way to characterize Pope Benedict frequently have resorted to depicting him as an ecclesiastical version of Dr. Jekyll-and-Mr. Hyde. The “good” Benedict recognizes the longings of our spiritually hungry age and calls for compassion for immigrants and the poor. The “bad” Benedict emphasizes the importance of fidelity to Catholic moral teachings on such controversies as abortion and same-sex marriage while promoting the revival of traditional Catholic devotions.

The real Benedict is more interesting than the media caricature. And he proved it again in his address to U.S. bishops on Wednesday night, as he deftly wove together his concerns for answering the spiritual hunger and material needs of our society with his conviction that the best way Catholics can do that is by allowing their lives to be guided by Catholic moral teachings and grounded in the sacramental life of Catholic worship.

Benedict emphasized in his nearly 8,000-word address that he understands the difficulty of achieving this synthesis in a culture where, as he noted, faith is increasingly considered a private matter that should be practiced in solitude and quarantined from the rest of life. While he praised America’s longstanding “respect for the public role of religion,” he lamented the way many Christians compartmentalize their faith, by refusing to allow its precepts to influence their actions and by living as if God did not exist.

Among Catholics, the pope bemoaned the tendency to take a “pick and choose” approach to the faith rather than adopting the Catholic approach of “thinking with the Church.” The pope highlighted “the scandal given by Catholics who promote an alleged right to abortion,” as well as declining rates of marriage, rising rates of cohabitation, divorce and infidelity, and the Jesus-and-me theology that has convinced many Christians that they can mature in their faith without participating actively in a faith community.

A compartmentalized, individualized Catholic faith that fails to transform our business practices, our positions on the day’s ethical debates, our sexual morality, our treatment of immigrants and the poor and our witness in public life is one that has lost its flavor, Benedict said. “To the extent that religion becomes a purely private affair,” Benedict said, “it loses its very soul.”

Audiences that hear only these excerpts from Benedict’s address might assume that he is calling Catholics to retreat into the pre-Vatican II religious subculture that shaped earlier generations. Yet the pope explicitly rejected this solution to the challenges the Church faces in the 21st century. As he frequently does, Benedict emphasized the spiritual hunger that he sees in Western societies like ours — a hunger that calls for Catholic clergy and laity to use “new and engaging ways” to proclaim Gospel values. Bishops must cultivate “a Catholic identity which is based not so much on externals as on a way of thinking and acting grounded in the Gospel and enriched by the Church’s living tradition.”

Benedict left little doubt as to the first step to solidifying Catholic identity. Whether working to form the next generation of Catholics, defend the “Gospel of Life,” attract more young men to the priesthood or restore trust in episcopal leadership, prayer — and renewed commitment to such distinctively Catholic practices as Eucharistic adoration, the rosary and recitation of the liturgy of the hours — is the first step to Church renewal. “Time spent in prayer,” Benedict said, “is never wasted.”

Benedict’s diagnosis of what ails the Catholic Church in America — individualism, materialism, secularism, relativism — is a familiar one. And the cure he proposed was one that many Catholics have heard before. Yet coming from a man known for his ability to connect timeless truths to contemporary challenges, and coming at a time when the Catholic Church in America desperately craves such synthesis, Benedict’s message had the distinctive flavor of something resonant and new.

http://thepope.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/17/37/
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Oh.... So thats what it means to be a devout catholic. Well shit then, Im in!
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I wish her a safe pregnancy and a healthy baby.
Agreed.
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The Pope on Pick-and-Choose Catholics
Pick and choose? How about all over cover-ups of child molestation?

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Wow. "All in God's plan". "devout catholic" You can't make this stuff up.

One wonders how long it will be before that child realizes that 'mommy' was such a public whore, and drugs or suicide ends his or her life.

The mind boggles at the taunts from other children that will come that child's way. I just feel sorry for the child.
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2. It seems odd that a woman whose profession involved having lots of sex could accidentally get pregnant in 2004.
I do hope her pregnancy goes well and that the kid and her are healthy.
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse View Post
Wow. "All in God's plan". "devout catholic" You can't make this stuff up.

One wonders how long it will be before that child realizes that 'mommy' was such a public whore, and drugs or suicide ends his or her life.

The mind boggles at the taunts from other children that will come that child's way. I just feel sorry for the child.
i've read somewhere that most of the people involved in porn live close together in northern california and that their kids mostly play together
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i've read somewhere that most of the people involved in porn live close together in northern california and that their kids mostly play together

Great thats what we need now... Kiddy gangbangs....
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i've read somewhere that most of the people involved in porn live close together in northern california and that their kids mostly play together
Jameson lives one state over in AZ.

Either way, imagine what that child will go through.
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"Hey your mom's a porn star hahah! Oh, and your dad was a UFC champ. I'll shut up now."

I imagine it will go much like that.
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I'm confused. I thought she only took it all over her face?
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse View Post
Jameson lives one state over in AZ.

Either way, imagine what that child will go through.
Lots of kids have to go through that, because adults are prejudiced. A friend of mine was telling me how, when she was four, she suddenly wasn't allowed to play with the neighbor's kids. She thought that she'd done something wrong. Years later, she was told that it was because her friends' parents had discovered that her family was Catholic and had forbidden her. It's a sad thing. Jenna's kid will probably get grief at the same age from adults because of her mom.

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Cranky told me yesterday...."She's going to have it anally."



I died laughing.
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse View Post
Jameson lives one state over in AZ.

Either way, imagine what that child will go through.
As far as I know, she doesn't live here anymore. She sold her house here. It was in the newspaper a while back.
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse View Post
Jameson lives one state over in AZ.

Either way, imagine what that child will go through.

i saw your mom on the cover of crackwhore magazine?

mom, were you ever in a euro sex movie where they 5h1t on you?
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Finally she'll look healthy again.
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Originally Posted by riotinmyskull View Post
i'll bet that baby slides right on out.
Slides? That baby will be able to walk out upright, and even have room to twirl a cane as he strolls.

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