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Old 08-04-08, 10:03 AM
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Do you ever kiss inanimate objects?

The other day I thought I lost my wallet. I was starting to sweat, and swear profusely, until I found it nowhere near it was supposed to be. I kissed it lovingly several times. Anything lost usually gets a kiss when it's found.
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i do once in a while, but the things i kiss i will never admit to it in public
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I've kissed a few lotto tickets. Didn't help.
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Victory, I kissed this bad boy:

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Yeah, I kissed a person that was paralyzed from the neck down.
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did you kiss them below the neck?
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Just my wife, during sex...
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Is the boss's ass an inanimate object?
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Funny, this is exactly what I thought of before opening this thread. I couldn't remember who the picture was though.
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^ It's Christie Kerr.
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One time, after a particular harrowing flight, I kissed the ground when we landed.
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I never kiss and tell.
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No. I'm not going to waste energy kissing something that can't give me a blowjob.
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My hockey stick and golf club
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
Do you ever kiss inanimate objects?
Only right when I'm about to cum.
Old 08-04-08, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal
No. I'm not going to waste energy kissing something that can't give me a blowjob.

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