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Old 06-26-08, 06:39 PM
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Would you hire me?

I definitely qualify as fat (pics below), and if my love life, or I should say lack thereof, is any clue, I suppose "ugly" must fit too. So ... would you hire me? Keep in mind that I don't cross dress and I am tattoo free.





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You look like the librarian/teacher type.
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what are your qualifications?
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While you may appear to be overweight, you aren't ugly. Superficially, you look like a warm and friendly person (jolly?). As such, if you were to interact with customers, I wouldn't see why I wouldn't hire you.
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For what job....?
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Originally Posted by happycamper
what are your qualifications?
25 years of office experience, mostly executive secretarial. Currently working for a major engineering firm in pool word processing. Type 100 or more wpm, excellent English skills, and, of course, I know everything.

But, alas, I can't squeeze into a size 6, at least, any farther up than my ankles.
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Originally Posted by Minor Threat
For what job....?
Confidentially, I'm wondering if Bando needs any ::nudge, nudge, wink, wink:: ... help.
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Yes, I would absolutely hire you then.....
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Originally Posted by filmerp
While you may appear to be overweight, you aren't ugly. Superficially, you look like a warm and friendly person (jolly?). As such, if you were to interact with customers, I wouldn't see why I wouldn't hire you.
Stereotyping? Like all fat people are warm and friendly.
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1. You are not fat; you are volumptuous (too lazy to spell check)
2. You are not ugly. You are lovely.
3. You are very qualified and I would hire you for sure.
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I don't think so. I doubt you'd let me get any work done.
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
1. You are not fat; you are volumptuous (too lazy to spell check)
2. You are not ugly. You are lovely.
3. You are very qualified and I would hire you for sure.
That aint it but I like your way better
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
I don't think so. I doubt you'd let me get any work done.
Damn straight, baby. I'll let you hold my snake if you let me hold ... oh my God, did I say that?
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I may be a bit biased though, I've met you, dined with you and conversed. I know you are a warm, caring intelligent person. The only character flaw I can detect is an immense love for the feline species.....




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If you left the snake at home, sure!
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Originally Posted by Minor Threat
I may be a bit biased though, I've met you, dined with you and conversed. I know you are a warm, caring intelligent person. The only character flaw I can detect is an immense love for the felie species.....



Like there's nobody else here who doesn't like pu ... oh my GOD! You boys are riling me up.
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Based on what I've gleaned from your body of posts you're a hard worker who knows how to roll with the punches and who maintains a positive outlook. If I needed to hire a secretary/office manager type, you'd certainly be in the running. And yes, you're lovely.
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Pat - I'd like to but an "N" please.....
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I can't tell you are a les been by just your pics.
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Originally Posted by Minor Threat
Pat - I'd like to but an "N" please.....
Y?
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Originally Posted by big whoppa
I can't tell you are a les been by just your pics.
Me either.
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Originally Posted by Vibiana
Me either.
Maybe the lesbiens don't know either then.
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No. Solely based on this post.

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showpost.ph...62&postcount=4
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Originally Posted by Liver&Onions
After that post, I'd probably have to do the same.
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In that second picture, you kinda look like Phyllis from The Office and I like her. So yes, I'd hire you!

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