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View Poll Results: do you sit crooked on the toilet?
no krkuhl, youre insane and alone
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yes, i too, have weird toilet seating
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Old 06-05-08, 02:42 PM
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crooked toilet seater

i just noticed today that i sit on the toilet slightly crooked... about 15 to 20 degree rotated to my left or counterclockwise on the toilets. never noticed before now. no clue why i do it--just feels natural. does anyone else do this or am i just completely weird? maybe i am just asymmetric--i have trouble with the top hamburger bun running out before the bottom one and my skirts always rotate to the right. maybe i have a ginormous right butt cheek that pushes everything over? inquiring minds want to know!

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Originally Posted by krkuhl
or am i just completely weird?
It took this for you to figure it out?

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You're strange and different.

My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.
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how do your genitals touch the wall???? im getting a visual here and it is, er, um, well, a bit disturbing...
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Not the wall of the bathroom. The wall/inside of the toilette. And I'm not even Bando-sized or anything.
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We prefer the term "freedom bowl" in this country, buddy.
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We prefer the term "freedom bowl" in this country, buddy.
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Originally Posted by krkuhl
i just noticed today that i sit on the toilet slightly crooked... about 15 to 20 degree rotated to my left or counterclockwise on the toilets. never noticed before now. no clue why i do it--just feels natural. does anyone else do this or am i just completely weird? maybe i am just asymmetric--i have trouble with the top hamburger bun running out before the bottom one and my skirts always rotate to the right. maybe i have a ginormous right butt cheek that pushes everything over? inquiring minds want to know!
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CCS is a real drag, huh?

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CCS is a real drag, huh?

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She'll have to post pics if a proper diagnosis is to result...

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I sit a bit crooked too, facing to the right a bit, to where the door is. I guess I just want to not have to turn my head to see what's going on down the hall in the kitchen.
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At home, I have to sit crooked. The toilet is too close to the wall.
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Not the wall of the bathroom. The wall/inside of the toilette. And I'm not even Bando-sized or anything.
I'm lucky if I can keep it in the room.
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I don't have this crooked ass problem. In fact, I'm kind of like Hank Hill, in that I don't have much of an ass at all.
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Old 06-05-08, 07:35 PM
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Er...yeah, seems a little strange to me. Sorry!
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You know sometimes the seat is attached crooked. Maybe thats the case?
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Originally Posted by The Bus
You're strange and different.

My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.
Hear, hear! That is extremely annoying.
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Shouldn't this be an NQOTD?
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Originally Posted by The Bus
My pet peeve with toilets is having ones appropriately sized where you can sit without fear of having your genitals touch the walls or the water.
Put the seat down first....
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