Thing that will have your man card revoked
05-19-08, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Groucho
polishing it off with a Kiwi Strawberry wine cooler!
05-19-08, 02:48 PM
#27
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
[x] OP is 20-25 years old and is still in that phase where he absolutely has to care about what everyone else around him is doing, saying, acting, dressing like, etc.
[ ] thread has never been done before
[ ] thread has never been done before
05-19-08, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by macnorton
Did you read above...this was meant to be a joke...sadly some people are taking me a little too seriously.
05-19-08, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bus
Jokes are meant to be funny.
05-19-08, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by macnorton
Touché...I really did not think anyone was going to take me that seriously. How wrong I was.
The rest are just trying to be sensitive to get into some gal's pants.
05-19-08, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bus
Wait, so if you're taking a crap, you piss, then sit down? Or you crap, then stand up, then piss?
05-19-08, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Okay, or my pants. 
05-19-08, 03:10 PM
#38
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This is a pretty standard thread:
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
05-19-08, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Venusian
Please lay off the personal attacks. You and I both know, insinuating that anyone wants to get in your pants is a blatant lie and against forum rules.
I made somebody jealous. 
05-19-08, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
This is a pretty standard thread:
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
05-19-08, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
I made somebody jealous.
05-19-08, 03:40 PM
#43
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
Yes, I am quite positive he's jealous of those that are braindead that don't have the capacity to think of your nether-regions.
05-19-08, 03:47 PM
#44
Originally Posted by kvrdave
I hadn't thought of it that way. You sure did, but I didn't. Tell me more about my nether-regions.
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05-19-08, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Peeing while sitting down, "bitch piss" as it is also known.
I am concerned about the status of my husband's man card. He pees while sitting at my request because it is far less messy and the less messy it is the less time I spend clean toilets. The less time I spend cleaning toilets the more time he spends receiving oral rewards (trying to keep it "family friendly" here). So what exactly does that do to the status of his man card? and does he care?
05-19-08, 03:50 PM
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Just to play along, there are plenty of ways to lose your man card (well exemplified by groucho, kvrdave, and others in this thread). However, the OPs original 5 are really bad.
also agree that the "joke" is a cover up.
also agree that the "joke" is a cover up.
05-19-08, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by beavismom
I am concerned about the status of my husband's man card. He pees while sitting at my request because it is far less messy and the less messy it is the less time I spend clean toilets. The less time I spend cleaning toilets the more time he spends receiving oral rewards (trying to keep it "family friendly" here). So what exactly does that do to the status of his man card? and does he care?
He will probably only care if you ever told anyone - oops!
05-19-08, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by beavismom
I am concerned about the status of my husband's man card. He pees while sitting at my request because it is far less messy and the less messy it is the less time I spend clean toilets. The less time I spend cleaning toilets the more time he spends receiving oral rewards (trying to keep it "family friendly" here). So what exactly does that do to the status of his man card? and does he care?
05-19-08, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
This is a pretty standard thread:
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
1) Post serious thread about something pet peeve related
2) Wait for 100+ replies in total agreement
3) Never get those replies; instead get called out
4) Switch gears and say you were joking
5) ...
6) Profit!
05-19-08, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by beavismom
I am concerned about the status of my husband's man card. He pees while sitting at my request because it is far less messy and the less messy it is the less time I spend clean toilets. The less time I spend cleaning toilets the more time he spends receiving oral rewards (trying to keep it "family friendly" here). So what exactly does that do to the status of his man card? and does he care?
You have been married awhile and he has already lost his will to live. I know because I see that time quickly approaching me as well.
