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Old 05-13-08, 10:19 PM
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Never feel worthless again!

Even if you accomplish nothing else in your life, you can feed cannibals. Find out how big a meal you would make here.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch
Old 05-13-08, 10:24 PM
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Apparently I can't feed any.
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Damn, I figured I could feed an entire tribe for at least a month. Instead it says I can feed 0 cannibals. I feel more worthless than ever.

Maybe this is similar to the death game on the Final Destination (1 or 2?) DVD where you answer questions about your health to determine the date you are going to die. The healthier you are, the sooner it predicts you are going to die. I remember having a fun time with that in college.

Hmm, I've tried a few combinations now and they all say 0.
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Old 05-13-08, 10:42 PM
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Zero for me too - must be broke. Haven't been this let down since I purchased a coloring book only to find it was filled with porn.

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Zero here too.
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0 here as well. I am 6'2" 290 lbs. If I can't feed at least one cannibal, they must eat a lot
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Did ya hear about the cannibal who passed his mother in the jungle?
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This thread fails. I still feel worthless.
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I took their "Name that robot" quiz. I knew 90% of the ones in the test and I still scored "0".
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Zero for me as well. Buncha cannibals are going hungry tonight!
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I guess cannibals don't eat Americans. We probably taste like artificial flavor.
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Thanks. My evening is bad enough as it is.
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I'm too fatty!!
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Worst.Site.Ever.
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Originally Posted by TomOpus
I took their "Name that robot" quiz. I knew 90% of the ones in the test and I still scored "0".
I took it after seeing your comment. Obviously, the site is insane.

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We know our robots, dammit!!
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Ninjas > Pirates > Robots >>> Cannibals
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I think the site is broken. It won't go past the very first question for me. I clicked on an answer and nothing is happening.

EDIT: It's doing the same thing on several of the tests. I can't get past the first question.

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Originally Posted by The Infidel
I think the site is broken. It won't go past the very first question for me. I clicked on an answer and nothing is happening.

EDIT: It's doing the same thing on several of the tests. I can't get past the first question.
I was having trouble at first because of all the new Firefox extensions I had installed to defeat the Frontier(s) debacle. I edited to allow the site in, but I wouldn't recommend anyone else bothering with it since it seems broken regardless.
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Same here. Using IE and nothing happens when I try to click on the first answer.
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i want my worthless 2 minutes spent on wasting then tinkering with that website back. And 2 more typing this post.
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Maybe the site is there to ease people's fears. I know I often worry about getting eaten by cannibals, but now, I know they wouldn't be interested in me. Maybe we should all have our children take the test, and then sit them down and let them know that there are people in this world who would like to eat them, but aren't they lucky that they would feed 0. Just a thought.
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my children will be terrified of cannibals. terrified.

i was thinking maybe they should be terrified of santa, too... you know, to save me money.

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