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Old 05-04-08, 01:27 PM
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My office party got out of hand last night...

So we have a work party once every three months are so at a loft about a gallery my boss's daughter runs. Its open bar and usually gets a good turn out. Its not just employees but friends of employees. I decided to bring this girl I've been seeing and her roommate. Nothing really unevenful happened until the girl I was dating was handed a bottle of wine and her and her roommate started drinking it straight out of the bottle. Which my coworker thought was hilarious she was walking around with a bottle of wine. Next thing I new my coworker had a bottle of bacardi and was taking shots of it straight oout of the bottle. My boss saw this and then challenged my coworker to a drinking contest. The dude (my boss) pulls out a bottle of Jameson and tells Kyle (my coworker) i bet he can't take ten shots. Cut to about ten minutes later my coworker looks like a zombie some LCD Soundsystem song is blaring from the speakers and i'm sitting on a fire escape while the girl I'm seeing's roommate is making out with some random guy. Much is a haze after that but someone stepped on my fingers with a stileto I jumped from the firescape onto the roof of a truck. And I guess we all went to the 24 hours McDonalds. Also I think I saw a breast. But I don't know whose cause I walked into the unisex bathroom not realizing someone was in there.
Old 05-04-08, 01:35 PM
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You couldn't have sobered up a bit before trying to post this?

Tip: if you see a red line appear under a word, it may not be a word at all. Case in point: "unevenful" as in "nothing really unevenful happened until the girl I was dating was handed a bottle of wine..."

I guess you meant uneventful? Nothing uneventful happened until the girl got a hold of some wine? So tell us about the events that happened up to that point if everything that happened afterwards was uneventful!

If nobody wound up pregnant, you should be OK. And hope the boss got drunker and forgets all about it.
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i'm pretty sure i'm still drunk
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some LCD Soundsystem song is blaring from the speakers
Wow, that's some party!
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Can I get a job where you work?
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I think I saw a breast. blah blah blah blah
Important part bolded.
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This is the best thread I have read in a long time.
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Sounds like fun.

My first firm use to throw great all-company benders.....until there were some DUI's with company cars.

I actively avoided the holiday party this year because I was told stuff goes down every year,and the last thing I need is to cause more drama (I am one of the only men,and I work with 30-40 women).
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Sounds like some parties I used to go to. They weren't company parties, though.
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Originally Posted by pedagogue
I actively avoided the holiday party this year because I was told stuff goes down every year,and the last thing I need is to cause more drama (I am one of the only men,and I work with 30-40 women).
I'd figure you'd want something to "go down"?
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Not if you saw some of the women...... Others though, others I'd be a happy man.
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Originally Posted by Bronkster
Important part bolded.
Yeah, but it was probably his boss's breast. Or since it was in a gallery, he was probably drooling at a Botticelli print in the bathroom
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There's the truth, and then there's a Ronnie Dobbs post.
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs
i'm pretty sure i'm still drunk
I'm pretty sure you're full of crap.
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I didn't know women take off their bras when they go to the restroom.

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This is awesome!

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It's a real Dobber of a thread!
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sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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The scary part is that Ronnie Dobbs works on Capitol Hill.

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