Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > General Discussions > Other Talk
Reload this Page >

Add Mexicans to the list....

Other Talk "Otterville" plus Religion/Politics

Add Mexicans to the list....

Old 04-30-08, 08:25 PM
  #1  
DVD Talk God
Thread Starter
 
kvrdave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 86,201
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Add Mexicans to the list....

of people who love kvrdave

To qualify for the list kvrdave must have contact with 2 or more of the group if they comprise at least 5% of the demographic of the area. If they are under 5%, only one member of the group need be present, but there must be at least 2 encounters, with the second being initiated by the other party. All contact must be in the kvrdave zip code.

Here's what we know....

Lesbians love kvrdave (both butch and lipstick)
Black people love kvrdave
Mexicans (from mexico) love kvrdave
Hispanics love kvrdave
Pacific Islanders love kvrdave
hippies love kvrdave (don't know why)

Still waiting for another visit includes....

Indians (red dot), but we think they love kvrdave
pre op gender benders....but signs point to loving kvrdave
Medical Marijuana users

Still waiting intial contact....

Jews, but we think they will love kvrdave
Post op gender benders.

Those that seem only okay with kvrdave

Indians (feather) seem only modestly okay with kvrdave
Gay men seem only okay with kvrdave. This is generally attributed to preconceived notions on their part as to the nature of kvrdave. More contact needed.
Cross dressers. We're actually batting 1 for 2 here, so I have to believe they will love kvrdave
Old 04-30-08, 08:27 PM
  #2  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
The Bus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 54,876
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Have they cooked for you? If they don't, they don't love you.
Old 04-30-08, 08:35 PM
  #3  
Premium Member
 
The Cow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Grazing in a field somewhere...
Posts: 20,961
Received 6 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by kvrdave
of people who love kvrdave

To qualify for the list kvrdave must have contact with 2 or more of the group if they comprise at least 5% of the demographic of the area.
What constitutes "contact"
Old 04-30-08, 08:36 PM
  #4  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Kittydreamer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 13,611
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Otters love kvrdave
Old 04-30-08, 08:41 PM
  #5  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: MI
Posts: 25,061
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
But dogs don't love kvrdave. (or horses)
Old 04-30-08, 08:42 PM
  #6  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: North Perry Village, OH
Posts: 1,346
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I'm gay and I like you, kvrdave.
Old 04-30-08, 08:48 PM
  #7  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 25,062
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I tried to love you, but you wouldn't let me.
Old 04-30-08, 08:55 PM
  #8  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Nick Danger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 22,782
Likes: 0
Received 17 Likes on 9 Posts
For a hick zip code, you sure have a lot of odd minority groups.

I never would have thought that you have 2 each of pre-op, post-op, and crossdressers.
Old 04-30-08, 09:00 PM
  #9  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Somewhere between Heaven and Hell
Posts: 30,659
Received 5 Likes on 3 Posts
Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet
I tried to love you, but you wouldn't let me.

He'd do anything for love, but he won't do that...
Old 04-30-08, 09:12 PM
  #10  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Lounging on the beach in L.A., frappucino in hand...
Posts: 4,275
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by kvrdave
Add Mexicans to the list.... of people who love kvrdave
[obligatory] Must be nice [/obligatory]




.
Old 04-30-08, 09:26 PM
  #11  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Vibiana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Living in a van down by the river
Posts: 13,999
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
What the hell--add middle-aged fat women to the list too.
Old 04-30-08, 09:28 PM
  #12  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Numanoid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Down in 'The Park'
Posts: 27,882
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by The Bus
Have they cooked for you? If they don't, they don't love you.
Mexicans cook for me almost everyday. I bet they do for you, too.
Old 04-30-08, 10:09 PM
  #13  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
The Bus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 54,876
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Vandelay_Inds
ĄChanfle!
Originally Posted by Numanoid
Mexicans cook for me almost everyday. I bet they do for you, too.
6.1/5
Old 04-30-08, 10:38 PM
  #14  
Challenge Guru & Comic Nerd
 
Trevor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: spiritually, Minnesota
Posts: 34,931
Received 19 Likes on 14 Posts
Reminds me of the old party game, "Phillip is a funny fellow".

He loves walls, but not ceilings.
Old 04-30-08, 10:54 PM
  #15  
DVD Talk God
Thread Starter
 
kvrdave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 86,201
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Nick Danger
For a hick zip code, you sure have a lot of odd minority groups.

I never would have thought that you have 2 each of pre-op, post-op, and crossdressers.

We only have 1 pre-op and no post-op. Read it closely.

And they don't have to live here, they just have to stop through. You really think there are 2 black people around here? My property manager adopted a kid from Haiti, and he likes me, but that's another group entirely.

And none of you count (in this). It has to be meeting people off line.
Old 04-30-08, 11:04 PM
  #16  
Premium Member
 
The Cow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Grazing in a field somewhere...
Posts: 20,961
Received 6 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by Nick Danger
For a hick zip code, you sure have a lot of odd minority groups.

I never would have thought that you have 2 each of pre-op, post-op, and crossdressers.
He could be 'uncombining' some of them also.

For all we know he's friends with 'Mexican Hippie Lesbians'
Old 04-30-08, 11:08 PM
  #17  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 25,062
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I just noticed that there are no Jews where you live
Old 04-30-08, 11:38 PM
  #18  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lawrence, KS
Posts: 4,286
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Are the Indians (red dot) the doctors or motel owners in your town?
Old 05-01-08, 12:04 AM
  #19  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 30,144
Received 8 Likes on 5 Posts
And here I thought that the suicide rate, amongst people who have had more than one encounter with kvrdave was 30% higher than the national average. Oh well...
Old 05-01-08, 12:15 AM
  #20  
DVD Talk God
Thread Starter
 
kvrdave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 86,201
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by jadasion
Are the Indians (red dot) the doctors or motel owners in your town?
We don't actually have any. We did have a visiting doctor from Canada who was Indian, though. He moved down the river to be closer to windsurfer, or so the legend goes.

Our own hahn is a doctor 30 miles away from me now. But we have yet to get together.
Old 05-01-08, 12:16 AM
  #21  
DVD Talk God
Thread Starter
 
kvrdave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 86,201
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet
I just noticed that there are no Jews where you live
We do have one poser Jew. He has attended the Methodist church as long as I have known him, claims to be atheist, and I think calls himself Jewish just like the dentist in Seinfeld.
Old 05-01-08, 07:23 AM
  #22  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Nick Danger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 22,782
Likes: 0
Received 17 Likes on 9 Posts
Originally Posted by kvrdave
Our own hahn is a doctor 30 miles away from me now. But we have yet to get together.
Did he have one of those Northern Exposure scholarships?
Old 05-01-08, 07:54 AM
  #23  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: NY via MA
Posts: 1,812
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Numanoid
Mexicans cook for me almost everyday. I bet they do for you, too.
Old 05-01-08, 08:21 AM
  #24  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
The Bus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 54,876
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet
I just noticed that there are no Jews where you live
My high school had a handful of Jews. It wasn't until I went to college (with its influx of NJ and LI kids) that I really met a lot of them.

I think there's maybe two synagogues that I know of around here.

Depending on whom you ask and how you categorize it, between 1.5% to 2.5% of the US population is Jewish, with many of them concentrated in urban areas (NYC has ⅓ of the entire US population). Considering the 50-mile area around Dave has, what, 150 people? I'm not surprised.
Old 05-01-08, 08:39 AM
  #25  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 36,981
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Just to let you know, the red dot Indians don't love you. It was in the last Dot Newsletter.

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.