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Old 04-23-08, 04:56 PM
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How often do you do the 'Finger Deed'?

I'm talking about cleaning yer fingernails and I for one have gotta do it at least once a damn day.

The longer my damn nails get, the dirtier they damn get, so I have to clean & cut them on a damn regular basis.

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I wash my hands and try not to scratch dirt when I can. So it's rare that I clean my fingernails, which don't get that dirty. Sometimes if I peel an orange or have food I eat with my hands (wings, especially) they get dirty.
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I had all my nails surgically removed years ago to avoid this task...
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TEK, gotta say, I was almost afraid to click on this thread, because I was afraid to find out what "the finger deed" was...

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Is there a term or some slang for when you accidentally get the poo on your finger?
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TEK, like shoppingbear, I thought you meant "finger deed" as in some sort of finger-to-anal thing.
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When she just isn't satisfied.

So.... a lot.
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Originally Posted by shoppingbear
TEK, gotta say, I was almost afraid to click on this thread, because I was afraid to find out what "the finger deed" was...

Yeah me too, and I am at work. Now I find out it is about dirty fingernails.
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cant stop biting em. When they get long it seems like they just get dirt under em, when I bite em they look clean and mangled.
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Originally Posted by The Bus
I wash my hands and try not to scratch dirt when I can. So it's rare that I clean my fingernails, which don't get that dirty. Sometimes if I peel an orange or have food I eat with my hands (wings, especially) they get dirty.
Same here, and I just got done eating an orange.
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Originally Posted by shoppingbear
TEK, gotta say, I was almost afraid to click on this thread, because I was afraid to find out what "the finger deed" was...

Having met you, I'm willing to bet you know darn well what the finger deed is.



Dirty, dirty, shoppingbear
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Originally Posted by Jacoby Ellsbury
cant stop biting em. When they get long it seems like they just get dirt under em, when I bite em they look clean and mangled.
It's a habit to bite my fingernails as well. My parents tried to break the habit by putting that nasty tasting polish. I just got used to the taste.
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This thread doesn't deliver! Heh heh.

I didn't know anyone cleaned their nails. I just wash my hands and clip the nails when they get long. Did I miss that class in Metrosexual school?
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
When she just isn't satisfied.

So.... a lot.

Same here. At least we have really strong fingers. Or really tired fingers.
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I bite my nails.
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I keep my nails short to minimize dirt build up. I'm glad I don't have this guys problem in the video. He is long overdue for a trimming.

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u need this:

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I thought you meant when you unclog your poop with ur finger???
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If you just mean cleaning my nails, I do it when they get visibly dirty. It's usually from working on the cars or something.
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I wash my hands constantly. That's my compulsive disorder habit. I also keep my nails cut to the end of my nail bed, so I don't get dirt under there unless I'm gardening. No issues here.
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I got to admit, like most, I thought the "finger deed" was something else completely. I was scared, but intrigued to see what was going on in this thread.
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Originally Posted by starman9000
Is there a term or some slang for when you accidentally get the poo on your finger?
"fecal digititus"
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Oh, Man! This is some FUNNY Stuff!

For the Otter History Record:

I was cleaning my fingernails and just simply thought to ask, 'How often do you clean your fingernails?', but I wanted to be a bit more creative than that, and so I said, 'How often do you do the 'Finger Deed'?, and that was that.

I NEVER ONCE thought about what many of you thought I thought you'd think!

-FOR THEEK'S SAKE Y'ALL!!!

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Originally Posted by The Edit King
Oh, Man! This is some FUNNY Stuff!

For the Otter History Record:

I was cleaning my fingernails and just simply thought to ask, 'How often do you clean your fingernails?', but I wanted to be a bit more creative than that, and so I said, 'How often do you do the 'Finger Deed'?, and that was that.

I NEVER ONCE thought about what many of you thought I thought you'd think!

-FOR THEEK'S SAKE Y'ALL!!!
You should know us better than that.
Old 04-24-08, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
Oh, Man! This is some FUNNY Stuff!

For the Otter History Record:

I was cleaning my fingernails and just simply thought to ask, 'How often do you clean your fingernails?', but I wanted to be a bit more creative than that, and so I said, 'How often do you do the 'Finger Deed'?, and that was that.

I NEVER ONCE thought about what many of you thought I thought you'd think!

-FOR THEEK'S SAKE Y'ALL!!!

Okay I believe you.


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