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Old 03-30-08, 10:52 PM
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Artie Lange: Fat Comedian Quiche

I was watching this and I really feel bad for the guy.


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Old 03-30-08, 11:08 PM
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He's gotten pretty big over the years. I guess he did it for new material...
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Wow, he got huge. I haven't seen him on anything in awhile. What the hell was up with his voice?
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It sounds like he had a stroke.

What the fuck happened to him? The poor guy looks horrible.
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He's got the white powder on his chin/mouth from Subutex. x 39478575
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Just drugs. Kinda slows yah down mentally. He should exercise a little, though. He can't be working that much. He is funny, but needs to kick the drug thing and lose about 100lbs or he's going to be rooming with Belushi.
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Well, he claims not to be using any illegal drugs. However, he pops Subutex like candy when he gets "stressed". Apparently this was one of those times.
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I have never really found him funny. I find him sad. This pretty much reinforces that.
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When I saw the name ARTIE LANGE in the thread title, I honestly thought it was going to say he had died. I wouldn't at all be surprised. I'm actually surprised that that's NOT what this thread is about. I don't want him dead, he just seems in really poor health.

Oh, and I'm not alone in thinking this...

http://www.artielangedeathwatch.com/
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs
I was watching this and I really feel bad for the guy.
Yeah.. forget about the starving people around the world or kids with cancer.. someone needs to help the fat comedians who abuse drugs
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I loved him on MadTV (he was in my all time favorite comedy sketch from any TV show -the one where he plays the secret service agent and David Herman plays the guy who wakes up to discover he was elected president while on a bender -I wish I could find that sketch online, does anyone know what episode that was?).

He sure has gone down hill.
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wow... he looks like crap.... he might be the first Druggie who didnt get skinny.
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
Yeah.. forget about the starving people around the world or kids with cancer.. someone needs to help the fat comedians who abuse drugs
What, it's either/or? He can't feel bad for both?
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Originally Posted by raven56706
wow... he looks like crap.... he might be the first Druggie who didnt get skinny.
Yes because Belushi and Farley really shed the pounds during their drugging.
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This guy is just a mess.
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So besides being Howard Sterns lackie what has this guy done? Who cares.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
What, it's either/or? He can't feel bad for both?

fair point.. i guess i was subconsciously expressing my own opinion that i could care less about him.
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Originally Posted by lotsofdvds
Yes because Belushi and Farley really shed the pounds during their drugging.
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So besides being Howard Sterns lackie what has this guy done? Who cares.
You kidding? He's the guy who is almost as good as Andy Dicik at the Celebreity Roasts.
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Who can forget "Beer League"?
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I own *TWO* copies of Beer League....because Peerflix blows and charged me twice, but it is still a pretty funny movie. His real life is a trainwreck, but shit happens I guess.
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To me, he is the most annoying part of Howard's show. I'll chime in every now and then and find an interesting conversation taking place between, say, Howard and Robin. Then for some unknown reason Artie feels like he needs to chime in and interject random laughs, when in reality there is nothing funny about what he said, and very little relevance to the conversation that was taking place.
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Hmmm... First step to losing weight, stay the fuck out of Crumbs (which I admit, is hard to do).
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So besides being Howard Sterns lackie what has this guy done? Who cares.
He was in Dirty Work, so he's ok in my book.
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
fair point.. i guess i was subconsciously expressing my own opinion that i could care less about him.
I couldn't care less about Heath Ledger, but I didn't go in those threads and thread crap. Just sayin'....

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