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Old 03-25-08, 04:27 PM
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1 Of 2 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting

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1 Of 2 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting

By ANTHONY CORMIER

Sarasota Herald-Tribune

Published: March 25, 2008

MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.

Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.

Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.

Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.

Prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990, when he was 75. In the latest case, he says, he was not cruising Tamiami Trail for sex: He just wanted to chat with the buxom woman who smiled at him as he drove past.

"All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."
This is just hilarious. I can't believe that there were two 93 year olds trolling for pussy on the same sting. I'm surprised they are even charging the geezer, he should get a medal if he can still pop wood at his age. If I were him, I would just admit it, it's not like they will give him any jail time.
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As Vice said...

Originally Posted by Vice

Look, they know you’re not going to be giving it up for them anytime soon
and they wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did, but old dudes have an
entire encyclopedia of sexual data in their heads, so when you throw them a
10-second courtesy flirt you’re actually giving a scientist a hundred Rubik’s
Cubes he can sit and mull over for the rest of the year.
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Wait, where's the Manatee sex? This guy was trying to nail a woman not a manatee?

Seriously, If I were one of the cops I'd get a pool together to get him a really nice High End Escort. Actually, I'm sure many of these cops already have "the Escort hook ups", if you know what I mean so they probably wouldn't even need to collect all that much money.

Either way, at 93 years...I think he's earned it. Hell, if I make it to 93 I sure hope I can still have a sexual appetite.

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Let the man get a prostitute. He deserves one.
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Won't somebody please think of the hookers?
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damn! I was hoping to read about some hot manatee lovin.
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Originally Posted by mhg83
damn! I was hoping to read about some hot manatee lovin.
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There's a dirty bookstore/head shop here and I always get looks from creepy old men who could easily be in thier 90s. Since I'm a guy and it happens everytime,I'm forced to conclude that either my town has a disproportionately large number of old gay men or when you get to that age you really don't care who plays with your junk.
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These guys shouldn't get jail time.... they should get a multi-million-dollar Viagra endorsement!

"I may be 93, but I can still pop a chubby like a teenager. Ain't that right, Candi?"

"Ooooh, you betcha."
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Originally Posted by aintnosin
These guys shouldn't get jail time.... they should get a multi-million-dollar Viagra endorsement!

"I may be 93, but I can still pop a chubby like a teenager. Ain't that right, Candi?"

"Ooooh, you betcha."
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Wait, where's the Manatee sex? This guy was trying to nail a woman not a manatee?
I thought it said "Manatee Sex" too.....

As for entrapment (what they are doing, whether it reaches that point or just toes the line.....) it is BS. How about putting more efforts toward violent crime and kid touchers. I'd rather 1 less kid toucher off the street instead of 12 prostitutes.
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Originally Posted by pedagogue
I thought it said "Manatee Sex" too.....

As for entrapment (what they are doing, whether it reaches that point or just toes the line.....) it is BS. How about putting more efforts toward violent crime and kid touchers. I'd rather 1 less kid toucher off the street instead of 12 prostitutes.
Hey, you know those 93 year old guys with raging boners are just as bad as some gang members busting caps.
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Originally Posted by dieinafire
Hey, you know those 93 year old guys with raging boners are just as bad as some gang members busting caps.
Both may be busting a cap off in that ass.

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No manatee sex? This thread does not deliver.

Regarding sea animal sex: anyone remember that website that was devoted to dolphin sex? It went into pretty graphic detail about how to have sex with a dolphin. I'm at work right now, but I'll try to find the link once I get home. Crazy shit.
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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal
No manatee sex? This thread does not deliver.

Regarding sea animal sex: anyone remember that website that was devoted to dolphin sex? It went into pretty graphic detail about how to have sex with a dolphin. I'm at work right now, but I'll try to find the link once I get home. Crazy shit.
I once heard something about Sylvester Stallone and dolphin sex. It was gross, and I don't remember it all.
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I really did misread and failed to look over the word county in the title and was severly disappointed when i discovered a story that didnt have old guys porkink manatees. oh well. there's always hope for tomorrow...
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Let the man get a prostitute. He deserves one.

No shit. What's he saving it for?
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I feel bad for the old guys. They just want to get laid.

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