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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Old 03-20-08, 12:47 PM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

I couldn't beat the title, from Fox's news page:

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Click hear Dr. Manny talk about medical errors.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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Somewhere there's a German porno director hoping to hire this chick before she goes in to have it fixed.

I'd be plenty pissed off. Although, the thought of being able to crap at double-speed is remotely intriguing.
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I win. I bet myself it wouldn't take over an hour to see this here.
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Well, I guess it's better than going in for an anus operation, and ending up with a new leg.

then again, no.
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Yeah, but it is still pretty shitty!
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I think "accidental anus operation" is just the hospital's way of covering up "assrape by well-hung orderly".
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Yeah, but now it'll only take her half the time as before to take a shit.
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I couldn't give two shits about this story.
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You would think the doctor would have looked at her anus, and remarked that it didn't seem to need any work...
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this is like one of the original south park episodes with the geneticist who made animals with 2 or 3 asses

look a lady with two asses
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Well what did they do with the old anus?
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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal
Somewhere there's a German porno director hoping to hire this chick before she goes in to have it fixed.
Hell yeah! I would love to see a porno starring a woman with a fucked-up leg!
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I don't know even what to say. Funniest thing I heard all day. Don't the doctors talk to you? Maybe ask what your there for?
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When you go in for anus replacement, do you get to keep all the original parts?
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Originally Posted by GoVegan
Hell yeah! I would love to see a porno starring a woman with a fucked-up leg!
jj.am has a section for amputee porn if you're really that interested.
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I thought getting an asshole replaced was the same as re-marrying.
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I feel sorry for this poor woman. The doctor who performed the surgery didn't give a shit and made an ass of her. I hope she hires a good lawyer and wins a big ass lawsuit.
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Originally Posted by movie diva
Well what did they do with the old anus?
Seems like that clinic was filled with assholes.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
I thought getting an asshole replaced was the same as re-marrying.
No, now she has TWO assholes. It's the same as female polygamy.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
I thought getting an asshole replaced was the same as re-marrying.
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner
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Originally Posted by John Galt
jj.am has a section for amputee porn if you're really that interested.
Um, not really, but thanks for thinking of me.
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So, now is she going to tear him a new asshole?
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Should have just bleached it.
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Originally Posted by Shazam
Yeah, but now it'll only take her half the time as before to take a shit.
Too bad you were beaten to the punch by the last sentence of the OP!
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Does she have two taints now?

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